I was recently stuck in a massive traffic jam heading back to Green Head HeadQuarters and saw something that made my day much more interesting. A big truck in... More
Looking for that perfect gift for a diehard Godfather fan or just looking to send a message to your enemy? Then the Godfather Horse Head Pillow will be absolutely... More
I would love to have a real monkey here at Green Head Headquarters all dressed up in the latest Green Head Gear and hanging out at the watercooler. Well a real... More
A realistic hard rubber and plastic grenade that emits extremely loud sonic sounds to drive someone absolutely nuts. Just pull the pin and it's armed, toss it... More
I have the old corded Retro Phone Handset and I think it's hilarious and extremely functional at the same time. I love the classic design of those old phones.... More
plug it into your PC via USB, install the guidance software and you're all set for cubicle war! Aim your missiles, press the big red button onscreen and it launches... More
It's the holidays, it's time for delicious cookies and it's also time for cookie theft. Yes, it goes on in every home, the children sneak away all the good Christmas... More
That fresh from the can, unmistakable dreamy scent of Play-Doh has finally been bottled and is now available in a cologne spray. I'm totally buying a bottle... More
I thought I had the ultimate in office warfare armaments with the awesome USB Missile Launcher, but there has been a major upgrade! The all new USB Rocket Launcher... More
Green Head Headquarters here in Chicago is now basically buried in snow after last night's crazy snow storm. I like snow, but geez. I know a lot of you readers... More
I'm not sure what to do with cool Full Bottle Wine Glass. It can be used to simply decant your whole bottle of wine, it can be a great gag gift for a wine lover... More
Here's a fun and truly morbid way to never lose a pen again, the Dead Fred Pen Holder. You see Fred is dead because you stuck your pen through his heart.
Last Christmas, I gave out real lottery tickets during a Secret Santa gift exchange, this year they will be replaced with Fake lottery Tickets! Every ticket... More
No mere candle can match the sheer explosive candlepower of the cool Hand Grenade Oil Lamp. This little oil lamp/candle is made from real US Army surplus grenades... More
It's the 21st century and instant state-of-the-art global communications are possible, yet the automobile still uses a lowly horn to get its message across.... More
I love these Crinkle Coffee Cups! These white porcelain cups look like crunched up paper cups. Strangely enough, this is what my regular coffee mugs look like... More
When you have to visit a home full of coaster people, you know, insane people who absolutely flip out, scream and cry if you set down a beverage without a coaster,... More
How cool would it be to have a full-scale shooting gallery at the office? You could take a break, hit the watercooler to quench your thirst and then fire off... More
Looking for the ultimate in sick twisted pillow designs? Well, who knows, maybe you are. Blood Puddle Pillows by artist Keetra Dean Dixon are unique pillows... More
The big red button we've all dreamed of pushing one day, but this one is mostly harmless... we think
What would you do with a fully-functional tiny R/C Desktop Forklift? All I know is that I am absolutely tired of sitting at a desk and I could probably get my... More
