Unlike most ice cream scoopers that scoop a boring ball of ice cream, this retro one scoops a flat cylindrical puck of ice cream that is much easier to stack.
A scarf that looks like an actual huge CVS receipt, except it's somehow way larger, made from fleece, and the coupons printed on the bottom probably won't work.
It's hard to believe, but this cool new EXS-ively Long Pharmacy Receipt Costume is even longer than the real thing... maybe not.