When you pop a hard candy into your mouth, normally you wouldn't expect it to taste like chicken, but that all changes with this cool new Fried Chicken Candy.
Reach into this focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm AKA class 5 full roaming vapor AKA disgusting blob to grab some buttery / ectoplasm-soaked popcorn.
It sprays non-flammable nitrogen to gently blow out candles on a cake without all the germs and helps those with way too many candles on their cakes as well.
Yep, draft beer flavored jelly beans now exist, minus the alcohol.
This exotic concoction of a condiment fuses bananas, tomato puree, chilli, raisins, vinegar, honey, cinnamon, pepper, and nutmeg into a sweet and savory sauce.
These 21st century spit balls skip the spit and are made from non-toxic, hygienic polymers that grow up to 200 times their size!
Proving that you can actually wash off blood with blood, this disturbing pumpkin spice-scented bar of soap not only creates a bubbly lather, it also bleeds red.
Jones Soda is back to ring in the holidays with two all new Holiday Packs of their now famous seasonal dinner/meal sodas - Just Like Mom Used to Make. Yum, Yum!
This limited edition and highly collectible carbonated pig pop comes in a holiday pack that includes 2 Bottles of Jones Bacon Soda, 1 Tube of Bacon Lip Balm,... More
This dill-flavored toothpaste will leave your mouth and breath freshly pickled and preserved!
After scarfing down a plate of sizzling pork strips, skip the minty toothpaste and grab this tube of bacon-infused paste to not only maintain proper oral hygiene,... More
You shouldn't fill up on candy before dinner, but before breakfast, a smokey sweet and swirly Bacon Lollipop always hits the spot.
This completely disturbing edible ribbed invertebrate measures in at a massive 26 inches long with a 5 inch girth, weighs 3 pounds, has 4000 calories, is equivalent... More
Just imagine the sheer amount of germs, bacteria and viruses that live all over your touchscreen smartphone. This innovative sanitizer eliminates up to 99.9%... More
Jones Soda is back to ring in the holidays with two all new Holiday Packs of their now famous seasonal dinner/meal sodas.
Introducing, the all-new limited edition 2007 Jones Soda - Christmas + Chanukah Packs, just in time for the holidays!
This intriguing bottle of soda pop is not just carbonated briny pickle juice from a jar, it actually blends the unique taste and aroma of a sour dill pickle... More
Terrifyingly realistic foam wrist-rest in the shape of a disembodied hand!
These sugar-free silicone laptop stands may look like sticky chewed up bubble gum, but are a fun way to prop your laptop up at the perfect angle for typing or... More
Yes, that's right, now you can finally have your very own 56 inch long, one hundred legged centipede prop to play with.
This Thanksgiving you won't be choking down the traditional Turkey and Gravy Soda, because the fine people at Jones Soda have gone 100% vegetarian and are now... More
Who ya gonna call when your old piggy bank is overflowing with loose change? Slimer! Yes, the friendly, yet disgusting green blob of a ghost and his gluttonous... More
Who ya gonna call when your old piggy bank is overflowing with loose change? Slimer! Yes, the friendly, yet disgusting green blob of a ghost and his gluttonous... More