You don't need to crack open the Ark of the Covenant to see some faces horrifically melting off, just use a simple match and light this cool new Melting Toht... More
Nothing says Fall like a pumpkin pie and this unique soda is like a tasty drinkable slice of it.
Normally, you wouldn't even consider eating your pets, but with this cool new Grow Your Own Escargot (Snails) Kit, now you can... if you want to.
A soft fleece throw blanket designed for movie theater seats that not only helps keeps you warm during a chilly cinematic viewing, it also puts a protective... More
Each can is filled with 100% dehydrated Polyrhachis black ants that are salted yet retain their earthy natural sweetness and can either be eaten alone or sprinkled... More
This intriguing bottle of soda pop is not just carbonated briny pickle juice from a jar, it actually blends the unique taste and aroma of a sour dill pickle... More
This fun yet quite nasty pimple popping toy simulates the act of popping huge pus-filled pimples.
When you slip your phone into one end of this realistic silicone umbilical cord and the other end into a USB outlet, it will not only feed your phone energy,... More
A sugary sweet cereal scented candle that changes to serious bad breath or a fruity citrus soda scented candle that changes to foul body odor after only a couple... More
While normally a beverage made from soil wouldn't sound very tasty, this one simply mimics the earthy mineral flavor and adds a touch of pure cane sugar sweetness... More
Looking for a healthier, more eco-friendly snack that is packed with protein and utterly sustainable? Well, put down the mixed nuts and snack on these tasty... More
If you've always wondered what Nickelodeon Slime tastes like, well now you can try it frozen on a stick with these cool new Nickelodeon Slime Ice Pops.
This typical little squeeze bottle of hand sanitizer gel with aloe vera is completely real, except this funny prank version smells like total ass when it's applied... More
To some, these kale-flavored green and white striped candy canes will taste delicious, heathy, and nutritious (they're not), and to the rest of us, they'll taste... More
Once your filthy, germ infested smartphone is inside, three germicidal UV-C bulbs turn on to quickly destroy up to 99.99% of harmful bacteria, viruses, and microorganisms... More
These cool new Ketchup Candy Canes taste just like America's favorite condiment and have red and white stripes so you can mix them in with regular candy canes... More
There are more flavored vodkas around nowadays than I can even count, but I suggest you skip the birthday cake, whipped cream, and bacon flavored vodkas and... More
At the dinner table, everyone will hear you scream, with delight, when dish after horrifying dish gets served up from this cool new ALIEN: The Official Cookbook... More
Jones Soda Turkey and Gravy Soda has returned in a limited edition special release run of 35,000 individually numbered collectible bottles to give you a taste... More
This set of ten highly realistic blood bags are perfect for filling up with dark blood red cocktails, red wine, actual blood (vampires only), or any other fun... More
