Stainless steel water bottle with a secret bottom compartment for keys, IDs, cards, cash, jewelry, stolen dinosaur DNA, or anything else you can fit in there.
While it may look like a normal gift beneath the tree, it's actually an automatic tree watering device that senses low levels and then pumps in more as needed.
Hopefully, you'll never need to use this cool new CRKT Williams Tactical Key as a self-defense weapon in a bad situation, but it might come in handy more often... More
Fight off and destroy squadrons of annoying mosquitoes, flies, gnats, and other assorted flying insect pests in a more discreet and whimsical way.