Whenever you need to generate real natural tears on cue, just rub this menthol-infused wax applicator below your eyes and you'll be faux crying in no time.
I think the title of this twisted little storybook sums it all up perfectly.
High tech baby monitor teaches parents to distinguish the different types of cries of their baby using advanced frequency analysis technology.
The world's first alarm clock to throw a full-scale raging temper tantrum if you don't awaken on time.
