Nicknamed The Donk, this amazing steel-shelled rust colored armored vehicle will allow a crew of 5 to travel in style like something straight out of Star Wars.
plug it into your PC via USB, install the guidance software and you're all set for cubicle war! Aim your missiles, press the big red button onscreen and it launches... More
Think of the fun you'll have when the boss is away and you declare war on someone in the next cube and they catch a paper wad cannonball in the side of the head.... More
The ultimate mug to have for drinking with total confidence during a fullblown apocalypse or just backyard camping.
Here's another wonderful office toy of mass destruction, the R/C Missile Launcher! Grab the remote and maneuver the vehicle into postition, angle the turret... More
A three stage motion detecting security system to protect your stuff.
I thought I had the ultimate in office warfare armaments with the awesome USB Missile Launcher, but there has been a major upgrade! The all new USB Rocket Launcher... More
This Knight's medieval armor looks just like the real thing, except it's a miniature replica that stands only 25 inches tall.
No mere candle can match the sheer explosive candlepower of the cool Hand Grenade Oil Lamp. This little oil lamp/candle is made from real US Army surplus grenades... More
How cool would it be to have a full-scale shooting gallery at the office? You could take a break, hit the watercooler to quench your thirst and then fire off... More
It's always a good time for celebrating or starting a little trouble when you have a cannon by your side. A full-size cannon would be a bit too hard to manage... More
Although they may look like a battle-ready suits of armor, these handmade sweatshirts are made from somewhat less defensive cotton, but they do feature padded... More
These two thick polished steel gauntlets are the ultimate in medieval hand protection!
He may only stand a miniscule 4 inches tall, but when he swings his mighty little hammer, all the rest of the neighborhood garden gnomes and assorted lawn ornaments... More
We love cool stuff for the office and nothing will ever top having a genuine 18 inch, 8 pound Tank Buster Missile sitting right on your desk! It's decorative... More
These ultra-premium warrior briefs are styled after the actual armor designs of famous Japanese Shogun and Samurai.
This little medieval suit of armor for knighted soft-boiled eggs includes a serving spoon / sword that it can use to defend itself from giant hungry humans.
Cool new iPhone App that uses augmented reality to let you experience fully immersive 3D air combat right inside your home or office!
Whether it's weeds, animals, annoying neighbors, or tacky lawn ornaments, your yard needs proper protection and this cool new Green Army Man Garden Gnome is... More
When knights weren't engaged in battle, they had meetings around conference tables just like we do today and obviously they wore something stylish like these... More
Whether you're on a battlefield charging the enemy with a sword in hand or dancing with their princess after the victory, you might as well adorn your noggin... More
This hilarious yet quite imposing cat armor is handcrafted from durable veg-tan leather and features riveted, articulated plates, dorsal spines, and overlapping... More
Set of 4 miniature medieval style stainless steel drinking goblets. Please don't drink and joust.
When bringing a bottle of wine to a party, carrying it into a medieval battle for enjoying after the carnage or just overprotecting it deep down in your wine... More