This massive 20 foot long, motion-sensing, animatronic Triceratops is the same one featured at The Field Museum of Natural History and is the ultimate pre-historic... More
Nothing could be more fitting for a bust or terrifying to behold than the severed head of Greek mythology's most venomously evil creature, Medusa!
Normally I would use a full-sized ox horn to down my poison before charging into a savage warrior battle, but when it's time for a little moderation, it's best... More
You know what's better than sipping hot black tea? Sipping hot black tea and connecting with the spiritual world to foretell your fate through the ancient Chinese... More
This ancient undead corpse has escaped its dreary cursed tomb and is looking for more scenic gardens and lawns to spend its next life.
This modern take on an ancient drinking vessel/horn is sure to be a hit with thirsty warriors everywhere.
Self-watering planter made from naturally porous unglazed earthenware that helps to regulate, filter and allow the water in the central chamber to seep through... More
These anciently rustic, one-of-a-kind end tables are made from petrified wood sourced from Indonesia.
The ballista was an ancient artillery weapon that looked similar to a crossbow, but was more like a missile for the Greek and Roman Empires. Here's a desktop-sized... More
In the early dawn of a dark and cold Fall morning, rise out of your sarcophagus, shuffle groggily towards the kitchen, moan if needed, and live again as you... More
The perfect blades for any modern kitchen warrior.
Before grunting and dragging yourself out of your cave every morning to begin a grueling day down at the quarry, hunting and gathering, or just sitting bored... More
Stressed out? No worries, just do what the ancient Greeks used to do and simply grab one of these smooth, polished stones and enjoy the relief only a good placebo... More
These hand-corked and wax-sealed apothecary bottles are filled with seven mysteriously named hot sauce elixirs all brewed up from cool ingredients around the... More
This all-in-one kit comes with all the modern equipment you'll need (minus raisins and sugar) to brew up multiple one gallon batches of your very own ancient... More
This whimsical two pack of sumo wrestler-shaped egg cups hold up soft-boiled eggs like little bodies and may or may not attempt to push each other, the bacon,... More
This set of three of the ancient world's most valuable treasures (cool stuff of the time) each come in handmade, satin-lined wooden boxes with brass latches... More
Scaled down replicas of the ancient and mysterious bald stone head monoliths found along the Easter Island coastline that double as fun planters you can line... More
A uniquely ancient alternative to the traditional glass and metal coffee press.
These gorgeous coffee tables are handcrafted from 60-100 year old retired grape vines from Napa Valley, California's premiere wine growing region, and then topped... More
