This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
These handmade wooden cutting boards have one of the famous space invaders embedded right into the woodgrain. They are made of durable dark walnut and hard-maple... More
This massive 10 foot wide, illuminated alien flying saucer seems to have crashed landed into some equally giant inflatable boulders right on your front lawn.
Although oven mitts aren't needed in the 23rd century world of food replicators, it would seem logical to wear one while handling hot pans in the oven here in... More
Are your nostrils and ears being utterly invaded by terrifying alien hairs every single night while you sleep? Do you awaken your family every morning with screams... More
It may look like some kind of strange and organic glowing creature slithering down around a wire, but have no fear, it's simply a lamp.
Finally, there's a way to round up and store your kids' massive herd of stuffed animals in one ideal spot.
Did you spend a good portion of your childhood blasting 2-dimensional aliens to smithereens? Now you can freeze those precious moments in time with Ice Invaders.... More
This gigantic eight foot tall yard inflatable makes it seem as if a little UFO is hovering over your lawn and beaming up whatever you wish to place in the illuminated... More
A lifesized replica of the Ovomorph egg from ALIEN that comes complete with articulated flaps that open and close, a Facehugger inside, and eerie LED lighting.
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This massive six disc set includes all four ALIEN films with both the theatrical and special edition versions, over 60 hours of special features (including the... More
This cool new UFO Night Kite from HENGDA KITE not only illuminates the darkness as you fly it at night, it also might trigger a wave of panicked flying saucer... More
Unlike huge full size pinball machines and arcade cabinets that only have one game, this space-saving virtual pinball / arcade is vertical and can be either... More
This fun scented candle is reverse-engineered from the actual fragrance that's pumped into the ride's waiting line queue in the woods.
With faux curly horns and a miniature Tusken Raider seemingly riding on a saddle, this hilarious pet costume instantly transforms your best friend into fearsome... More
Fully functional miniature arcade game replicas of some of the greatest titles in video game history like Space Invaders, Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, and Galaxian.
While a lifesize adult Groot flowerpot would probably be way too large for your home, this baby Groot flowerpot is just right for growing small plants, succulents,... More
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
If you're trying to keep your home or office extra tidy and wish you could be scared to death while doing it, then feel free to approach this cool new Motion-Activated... More
A giant bean bag chair shaped like the terrifying Wampa creature from the snowy planet Hoth that comes complete with a detachable severed arm thanks to Luke... More
This green-tinted glass storage jar looks like an alien flying saucer's tractor beam trying to suck up all the contents stored within.
