This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
They say, in space no one can hear you scream, but they'll definitely hear you scream here on Earth when you bring a gigantic, life-sized ALIEN into your home.
This life-sized prop replica statue of Salacious B. Crumb is hand-sculpted by original creator Tony McVey, signed, and limited to only 150 pieces.
This handmade cosplay costume will transform the wearer into the massive tree-like alien Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy in highly realistic detail.
Unlike huge full size pinball machines and arcade cabinets that only have one game, this space-saving virtual pinball / arcade is vertical and can be either... More
Help others have a terrifying close encounter when you let them discover this life-sized 5 foot tall Glow-in-the-Dark Alien Statue somewhere at night.
I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher.... More
Futuristic coffee table lets you safely experience the sheer power of a swirling, super massive black hole right in the middle of your living room without getting... More
It may look like some kind of strange and organic glowing creature slithering down around a wire, but have no fear, it's simply a lamp.
This little humanoid Grey alien may look like it has come from another world to conquer, probe, and consume us all, but thankfully it's just a realistic statue.
Step aside garden gnomes, fashionable cement geese, that blue gazing ball thing, and plastic pink flamingos, because this cool new Crashed Flying Saucer Statue... More
A lifesized replica of the Ovomorph egg from ALIEN that comes complete with articulated flaps that open and close, a Facehugger inside, and eerie LED lighting.
This garden bench may not be quite as impressive as the massive prehistoric standing stones of the actual Stonehenge, but it is way more comfortable to sit on.
This life-sized animatronic statue of one of the many truly evil, just for the fun of it, Martian warriors from Tim Burton's alien invasion flick, Mars Attacks!
One of the most annoying critters in the galaxy, Salacious B. Crumb was the favored jester in the court of Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi. Now you can... More
If you're trying to keep your home or office extra tidy and wish you could be scared to death while doing it, then feel free to approach this cool new Motion-Activated... More
The infamous Golden Records traveling aboard NASA's Voyager 1 and 2 space probes are the ultimate gold records and now you can hang a replica of one on your... More
This massive 10 foot wide, illuminated alien flying saucer seems to have crashed landed into some equally giant inflatable boulders right on your front lawn.
This giant natural seed pod stalk is the perfect unusual decorative curiosity to really tie a room together, plus it's huge, weird, and creepy.
This 1508 piece LEGO model of the G1 version of Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots, actually transforms from a truck into a robotic life form.