This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher.... More
A lifesized replica of the Ovomorph egg from ALIEN that comes complete with articulated flaps that open and close, a Facehugger inside, and eerie LED lighting.
This life-sized animatronic statue of one of the many truly evil, just for the fun of it, Martian warriors from Tim Burton's alien invasion flick, Mars Attacks!
If you're trying to keep your home or office extra tidy and wish you could be scared to death while doing it, then feel free to approach this cool new Motion-Activated... More
This massive six disc set includes all four ALIEN films with both the theatrical and special edition versions, over 60 hours of special features (including the... More
This cool new, year 2179-inspired NERF LMTD M41-A Blaster is the NERF blaster version of the Colonial Marine's standard issue Pulse Rifle from the movie ALIENS.... More
Having trouble opening an envelope, especially in space? Well forget flamethrowers, pulse rifles, acid for blood, or even artificial people to help you open... More
The otherworldly deity, Cthulhu, can spread total chaos, insanity, and death across the world and beyond. So, obviously, it makes a great whimsical planter.
In space, no one can hear you scream, but they will here on Earth when you reach inside this cool new ALIEN Cookie Jar.
Don't let a tasty tempting cookie let you become unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. Simply peer into this cool new ALIEN Ovomorph Egg... More
At the dinner table, everyone will hear you scream, with delight, when dish after horrifying dish gets served up from this cool new ALIEN: The Official Cookbook... More
This terrifying Halloween candy bucket is shaped like the elongated head of the double-mouthed, acid for blood xenomorph from the movie ALIEN.
These planters are a sinister fusion of botanical elegance and extraterrestrial terror that pay homage to the infamous Ovomorph eggs from the ALIEN movies.
These silicone ice trays make ice in the shape of the elongated, double-mouthed, and very drooly Xenomorph head or the egg pod that launches Facehuggers at you.
In the ALIEN movies, despite being so massive, disturbing, and generally terrifying to look at, the ALIEN xenomorph could sometimes hide right in plain sight...
This translucent putty may appear innocent and milky white in the daylight, but when the lights go down, it magically begins to glow an eerie radioactive green... More
This fun Little Golden Book for 2-5 year olds based on the R-Rated ALIEN movie teaches the ABCs with characters and lighthearted illustrations from the film.