Fearsome T-Rex Bottle Opener

Looking for the most terrifying bottle opener ever created? Back from extinction, the cool new Dinosaur Bottle Opener from Suck UK is a hardcore bottle opener forged from cast iron in the shape of a fearsome Tyrannosaurus Rex that can rip off a pesky bottle cap in its jaws with ease. This hefty 2 pound cast iron T-Rex is probably the first bottle opener that won't walk off by itself at a party and, when not in use, makes a monstrous doorstop or paperweight as well. Unfortunately, a T-Rex has super short arms, so you'll have to hold the bottle for him while opening.