Me: What do you want for Christmas this year?
The cool new Gift of Nothing is the ultimate gift for everyone who always asks for it. It's a perfectly round and transparent sphere filled with absolutely nothing and just what they've always wanted. It also makes a fiendish alternative to lumps of coal in a naughty kid's Christmas stocking. Also makes a nice gift for someone who has everything, because they don't have "nothing" and minimalists as well. Genius!
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