This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
Towering 7 feet tall with a wingspan reaching out to 13 feet wide, this jaw-dropping sculptural metal dragon with glowing red LED eyes is sure to instill total... More
While it may not be as strong and well protected as a coffee table constructed from exotic frozen materials only found in a galaxy far, far away, it makes up... More
Beneath the oval tempered glass table top is a stunningly detailed diorama depicting the Millennium Falcon navigating through an asteroid field just like in... More
A stunning round outdoor table with a pedestal base sculpted to resemble the eight curling arms of an octopus.
It's not quite a walk-in, but this cool new ShelfPack is an innovative suitcase that acts more like a portable closet with four built-in shelves that expand... More
A highly portable charcoal grill that's perfectly sized to gather around at a patio tabletop, the beach, a picnic, a sporting event, on a boat, or anywhere you... More
This compact, fully-automatic pasta and noodle maker mixes, kneads, and extrudes 2-3 servings of fresh spaghetti, penne, or fettuccine in only 18 minutes - perfect... More
Take comfort food to the next level when you snuggle up in this cool new Pizza Slice Sleeping Bag.
This innovative cordless hedge trimmer has a telescoping shaft that extends to 6.5 feet to reach above bushes up to 10 feet tall and has a handy 3-position pivoting... More
A whimsical yet sculptural metal outdoor end table shaped like a little whale that illuminates from within at night through hand-punched holes and slits.
It may look like a small decorative slab of wood on your nightstand, but with a simple tap or clap of your hands, it displays an analog face that tells the time... More
This innovative carbon steel pizza oven can reach searing temperatures up 800 degrees F to evenly bake a crispy brick oven style pizza in only 3 minutes, except... More
This summer, when the temperature begins to rise, help keep yourself cool when wearing a backpack while walking, cycling, or hiking with this cool new Kucho... More
Combines a bronze metal sculptural wind spinner with a water sprinkler to create kinetic yard art that also waters a lawn, garden, or flower beds in a much more... More
Put your finest spirits or even a fine mouthwash on display in luxurious style with this cool new Diamond Whiskey Decanter.
Whether you're bored at the office or just need a distraction from everyday stress, daydream of an epic pirate adventure on the high seas as you spin the solid... More
Combines modern form and precision function when heating water to the optimal temperature for pour over coffee brewing.
This cat-shaped napping tray is made from cooling aluminum that helps to reduce their body temperature during the summer months and is just the right size for... More
A unique beer growler shaped like an old-fashioned cannonball that is handmade from weathered stoneware. While it can't be launched from a cannon, it can easily... More
These unique 10x50 binoculars have removable white light filters allowing one to view a solar eclipse (August 21, 2017) or even sunspots in total safety. To... More