This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Combines modern form and precision function when heating water to the optimal temperature for pour over coffee brewing.
Towering 7 feet tall with a wingspan reaching out to 13 feet wide, this jaw-dropping sculptural metal dragon with glowing red LED eyes is sure to instill total... More
Don't let a tasty tempting cookie let you become unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. Simply peer into this cool new ALIEN Ovomorph Egg... More
Combines a bronze metal sculptural wind spinner with a water sprinkler to create kinetic yard art that also waters a lawn, garden, or flower beds in a much more... More
A minimalist buckle made of chrome-plated Zamak that slides over a tube of toothpaste, lotion, cosmetic, paint, food paste, and more to press and pull out every... More
A whimsical yet sculptural metal outdoor end table shaped like a little whale that illuminates from within at night through hand-punched holes and slits.
This hardcore, all-weather garden hose is constructed from a 304 stainless steel alloy that allows it remain fully flexible while being nearly indestructible.
These unique shaped teaching spoons are designed to fit little hands, encourage proper grip, and curved so that the shallow appropriate portion sized bowl of... More
A highly portable charcoal grill that's perfectly sized to gather around at a patio tabletop, the beach, a picnic, a sporting event, on a boat, or anywhere you... More
This innovative pyramid-shaped grater conveniently grates cheese, vegetables, and whole spices directly into its container base where any leftovers can either... More
Quite possibly the world's best garlic press, the Garject is able to press multiple cloves of unpeeled garlic at once, automatically scrape itself clean as you... More
This summer, when the temperature begins to rise, help keep yourself cool when wearing a backpack while walking, cycling, or hiking with this cool new Kucho... More
Put your finest spirits or even a fine mouthwash on display in luxurious style with this cool new Diamond Whiskey Decanter.
This innovative carbon steel pizza oven can reach searing temperatures up 800 degrees F to evenly bake a crispy brick oven style pizza in only 3 minutes, except... More
This unique therapy dough isn't for baking, but you can knead it, stretch it, pull it, mold it, pinch it, smoosh it, and even throw it during times of stress,... More
These fun reusable drink stirrers allow you to safely put dry ice directly into cocktails and other drinks to release effervescent fizzy bubbles and smoky vapors... More
A stunning round outdoor table with a pedestal base sculpted to resemble the eight curling arms of an octopus.
A patriotic wooden birdhouse illuminated with red, white, and blue star-shaped LEDs.
This unique plant produces a continuous supply of tiny clusters of edible pixie grapes right in a patio planter - no vineyard required.
While it may appear to be nothing more than a big black cube, when pressed it uses LEDs and mirrors to simulate the wonders of the galaxy using three different... More
A ceramic pan that lets you grill up tasty little bacon bowls that you can fill with eggs for breakfast or whatever you want for appetizers, sides, and snacks.... More
This ingenious grill cleaning tool reaches around and cleans all sides of each rounded grate rod by scraping away caked on grease and debris with a simple push,... More
This ingenious grill cleaning tool reaches around and cleans all sides of each rounded grate rod by scraping away caked on grease and debris with a simple push,... More