This truly massive 18 foot tall inflatable Grinch, based on the iconic design from the 1966 cartoon Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas, is dressed up... More
Step aside garden gnomes, fashionable cement geese, that blue gazing ball thing, and plastic pink flamingos, because this cool new Crashed Flying Saucer Statue... More
These cool new Moving Halloween Trees have sections of creepy black bare branches that slowly sway up and down while rotating for an eerie haunted effect and... More
This innovative hammock is not only ultra portable, it comes with a 180 degree rotating/detachable canopy, a cooler that keeps up to 6 beer or soda cans ice... More
This heavy-duty utility cart is designed to transport up to 330 pounds of soil, mulch, plants, rocks, and more and folds up to only 9 inches wide afterwards... More
This decorative teardrop-shaped woven steel pocket hangs from a tree limb and holds a 1/2 oz of soft raw cotton for birds to pluck out and add to their nests.
This hardcore, all-weather garden hose is constructed from a 304 stainless steel alloy that allows it remain fully flexible while being nearly indestructible.
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Transform your ordinary backyard into an African savanna when you accent it with a statue of the world's largest living terrestrial animal.
Although the fearsome dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years in the late Cretaceous Period, that doesn't mean you still can't display a massive Triceratops... More
A handmade, heavy duty fire pit constructed from 14 gage steel with three metal dragons flying / spinning around above the flames below.
Inspired by cast iron syrup kettles from 19th Century Georgia.
This fine mesh netting acts like an impenetrable force field from the endless squadrons of buzzing, biting and stinging insects, so you can enjoy the great outdoors... More
These lifesize faceless demons are shrouded in black with only their reaching green hands exposed and fly around on a 22' cable when activated by approaching... More
This futuristic five foot tall vertical garden tower grows up to 40 fruit, vegetable, herb, flower, and other plants year round in only 2 square feet of space... More
This lifesize Abominable Snowman / Yeti statue is almost as cool as the real thing when it's standing in your backyard staring over the fence at the neighbor's... More
If you feel your home isn't sufficiently covered in flowers, now you can grow even more on your down spouts with these cool new Down Spout Planters.
This massive 10 foot wide, illuminated alien flying saucer seems to have crashed landed into some equally giant inflatable boulders right on your front lawn.
Why use a garden hose water filter? It's perfect for healthier watering of plants, gardens, pets, and livestock, filling up kiddie pools, giant pools, hot tub,... More
This cold winter season, help out your fellow feathered friends with this cool new Heated Birdbath. It not only attracts a large crowd of seasonal birds for... More
Cleaning gutters can be a dangerous chore, so let a 21st century robot do it for you safely.
