This giant inflatable box of wine for your front lawn stands 5 feet tall, automatically inflates when plugged in, and has a festive Santa hat sitting on top.
Looking for the perfect stocking stuffer or white elephant gift to give this holiday season? Just give them a Bag of Reindeer Farts!
The otherworldly deity, Cthulhu, can spread total chaos, insanity, and death across the world and beyond. So, obviously, it makes a great whimsical planter.
A perfectly balanced pen with built-in tools like a knife, scissors, light, screwdriver, nail file, and pressurized ink that allows it to write upside down.
While it's not as fun as packing a real snowball and launching it into someone's face, it does replicate that satisfying crunchy sound and feel of making one.
Gift them what they've always wanted - Nothing!
Decorate and illuminate your beard or even your hair for the holidays with these tiny clip-on illuminated ornaments.
This festive tabletop Christmas tree is actually a pre-lit wooden stand that holds 19 dummy bottles of Jameson Irish Whiskey in the shape of a lush evergreen.
The iconic golden sponge cake and creamy filling flavors of the Hostess Twinkie have transformed into a 12 pack of yellow and white striped candy canes.
This gigantic Moose Mug punch bowl holds up to 136 oz of your favorite holiday beverage, is made of glass, and has removable antlers for compact storage.
A giant silicone mold that makes large ice sculptures, cakes, chocolates, jello, or anything you can think of in the shape of poor Han Solo frozen in carbonite.
This futuristic anti-gravity UFO spaceship is actually a wireless Bluetooth speaker in design that features LED lighting effects and 360 degree sound.
Not sure what to wear on Thanksgiving? No matter whether it's going to be fancy or informal, just wear this Silly Turkey Face Thanksgiving T-Shirt either way.
It combines the classic shelf stable can of pork/ham with seasonal ingredients and spices like figs, oranges, cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg, ginger, and all spice.
While it it may look like a normal regulation-sized American football at first glance, it's actually a hollow milk chocolate replica with white chocolate laces.
Place a hazelnut, walnut, pecan, almond, or other shelled nut into the mouth of this wooden squirrel nutcracker and squeeze the handle to crack the shell.
These hilarious straws are extra long and designed to reach the bottom of standard wine bottles so you don't miss a single drop of your favorite vintage
This winter, stay warm with a big mug of hot cocoa with marshmallows and wear this hot cocoa scented Swiss Miss Ugly Christmas Sweater.
While it may look like a real jar of Vlasic Dill Pickles at first glance, the flaming wick on top gives it away as a candle that smells just like dill pickles.
This limited edition 12 pack of holiday soda tastes just like a drinkable carbonated sugar cookie - no baking required.
An ugly Christmas sweater with a built-in beverage dispenser on the front that can hold up to 1 liter of your favorite drink, wine, or booze.
A five pint / five course set of Thanksgiving dinner flavored ice creams including: turkey, dinner rolls, stuffing, mango pie, and pumpkin and gingersnap pie.
This set of three massive gingerbread man metal cookie cutters stand up to three feet tall and are adorned with a festive corsage and a big red plaid bow.
The Giant Freshwater Stingray is not only the largest stingray in the world, it's also the largest freshwater fish in the world... and now it's a giant blanket!