Relive the traumatic Swamps of Sadness scene from The Neverending Story movie every single time you leave the house or water your houseplants.
Forged from cast iron, this knightly suit of armor fireplace tool stand includes a mighty battle axe-shaped fireplace poker, brush, shovel, and grate lifter.
Do you wake up every morning with a mighty thirst before battling the day like a true warrior?
This life-sized animatronic statue of one of the many truly evil, just for the fun of it, Martian warriors from Tim Burton's alien invasion flick, Mars Attacks!
Unleash your inner Viking spirit with these cool new yet quite medieval-inspired Viking Drinking Horn Shot Glasses that are crafted from genuine ox horns.
The perfect inflated decor for a fun-filled ninja-themed birthday party or just a birthday party for an actual ninja.
Regale your friends with tales of epic adventure, celebrate huge victories, or make a toast before a mighty feast with these Viking Horn Shot Glasses.
Brew up and imbibe the oldest known fermented beverage in history with this cool new yet quite ancient-inspired Craft A Brew - Mead Making Kit.
Unleash your inner warrior and slice up your next piping hot pizza with fearless, brutal savagery using this epic Viking Axe Pizza Cutter.
Why throw tiny little darts at a dartboard when you can throw tiny real axes instead?
When a ninja comes home after a long day filled with assassinations and other super stealth killing action, they need to hang their dark masks up on something... More
A miniature samurai sword that lets one channel their inner warrior and swiftly slice up cakes at the same time.
This epic horn-shaped glass whiskey decanter is the perfect centerpiece in a man cave, home bar, private executive office, or just brought out during epic feasts... More
This horn-shaped pint glass is the perfect beer drinking vessel for chugging down cold ones at epic feasts, backyard BBQs, sporting events, man caves, or after... More
Do you know what's cooler than having a full-sized medieval suit of armor statue in your home? A medieval suit of armor that secretly hides and guards a mini... More
The Japanese shuriken was a deadly throwing weapon used by ancient samurai warriors and ninja assassins alike and somehow in the 21st century one of them got... More
This completely handmade and fully functional shaving razor is styled like an ancient Viking throwing axe complete with a carved beech wood handle wrapped in... More
Unsheathe one of these cool new Japanese Samurai Katana Sword Scissors from its cord wrapped scabbard and unleash the ancient sword-wielding warrior within you...... More
This fun wooden knife block in the shape of a Spartan soldier under attack is handcrafted in the USA by Missing Digit Woodshop from the finest American Maple... More
Almost like the real thing only much, much smaller and less deadly, this tiny Pocket Samurai sword has a 1.5 inch razor-sharp stainless steel Tanto blade sheathed... More
In space, no one can hear you scream, but they will here on Earth when you reach inside this cool new ALIEN Cookie Jar.