The big red button we've all dreamed of pushing one day, but this one is mostly harmless... we think
A fearless stainless steel effigy that literally enters the heat of battle armed only with two sharp sais and armored solely with a weenie sheathing his phallic,... More
Remember those little green plastic army men toys? Well, now they're edible and apple-flavored, which is much tastier than plastic.
Win the war against wind prone slamming doors when you keep one of these cool new Green Army Man Door Stops on guard.
Artistic rendition of the legendary Trojan horse of Virgil's epic poem
Create fully armed and operational water balloons in just seconds!
This nearly life-size wooden sentry is perfect for guarding the gifts under the Christmas tree and cracking open even the largest of nuts!
The ballista was an ancient artillery weapon that looked similar to a crossbow, but was more like a missile for the Greek and Roman Empires. Here's a desktop-sized... More
Take back the summer from the swarms of mosquitoes, flies, gnats and other buzzing, biting, stinging flying insects. This trap uses a powerful combination of... More
This realistic looking mortar launcher fires 60mm caliber soft foam shell projectiles into the air at a range of around 20+ feet away.
Nothing quite lights up a room like a nuclear explosion, except now you can do it safely on a much smaller scale and without all that nasty fallout with this... More
These may look like ordinary solar-powered LED landscape accent lights that you stake around your home or along pathways, which they are, but they can also be... More
These unique bottle openers have been upcycled from demilitarized .50 caliber bullet casings made in the USA.
A reusable, lockable, and stackable mini ammunition tin that contains 20 rounds of delicious .50 caliber milk chocolate bullets.
The Soldier Egg Cup brings the term shell-shocked to a whole new level. This cool new egg cup holds a delicious soft-boiled egg in the security or hmmm captivity... More
This decorative foundry iron replica of the black knight has a halberd stand ready with a poker, broom, and shovel to service your fireplace on command.
This small battalion of little plastic army men are designed to commandeer the cheese, meatballs and other assorted stickable appetizers.
Summer is coming and so are the squadrons of infinitely annoying, buzzing, biting, stinging flying insect squadrons. The total war against these enemy mosquitos,... More
Standing nearly 3.5 feet tall, this huge full-scale practice dummy munition styled after a World War II bomb is handmade in the USA from 22 gauge sheet metal... More
That old Evolution of Man diagram will need to be updated soon and the funny new Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt looks to be on par for where we're headed.
These fun aviation-themed ceiling fans are designed to mimic the front of P-40 fighter jets used during WWII with three painted tip propeller blades and the... More
