This state-of-the-art inflatable pool lounger is equipped with dual 66 watt motorized propellers with independent controls that give the rider 360 degrees of... More
If you really love squirrels and there is a vacant corner in your home or office that is missing that certain something, why not dedicate a shrine to those furry... More
If you're tired of running out of toilet paper at the absolute worst of times, need way more firepower when TPing someone's house on Halloween, or just want... More
This self-balancing, electric unicycle rides comfortably upon a single fat on/off road tire and with its advanced gyroscopic technology, it allows the rider... More
A remote-controlled truck / drink cooler that can drive up to 6 MPH over cement, grass, sand, and other dry terrain to deliver up to 30 cans plus ice.
This rustic dining table uses a massive natural teak root for its base and is topped with a 70 inch diameter piece of tempered glass allowing the root to be... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
These massive 8 foot wide bean bag chairs are big enough for a couple of adults (or more if you get creative) and are perfect for epically lounging around in... More
This rustic whiskey barrel is actually a full-blown sit down arcade cocktail table for two players.
A long, long time ago back in my day, this cool new Rideable Star Wars Landspeeder by Radio Flyer would have been the greatest thing in the entire neighborhood...... More
A massive 18 foot tall inflatable Frosty the Snowman for your front lawn that illuminates with a dazzling kaleidoscopic display of multi-colored lights.
A massive 7 foot 8 inch tall highly detailed replica of the sarcastic reprogrammed Imperial security droid K-2SO from Star Wars Rogue One.
If I was a super villain with an octagonal lair with a massive octagonal aquarium in the center of it with a giant eight armed octopus living in it, I would... More
Once you turn the fried chicken drumstick door knob and enter this massive $10,000 steel and stainless steel mesh Faraday cage / dome / miniature ThunderDome,... More
Inspired by the vicious talons of a predatory bird of prey, this handcrafted table features an imposing clawed base made from hand-patinated bronze with a hand-patinated... More
Want to attract endless selfie snappers to your business, terrify everyone playing miniature golf, or just really tie your home's boring landscaping together?
Unlike huge full size pinball machines and arcade cabinets that only have one game, this space-saving virtual pinball / arcade is vertical and can be either... More
This unique inflatable floating lounger not only comforts with memory-foam like material and comfort-air technology, it also has a built-in high end audio system... More
This innovative synthetic ice rink simulates skating on real ice using your standard ice skates and can be placed almost anywhere there's a solid flat surface... More
A stunning gyroscopic spinning hammock constructed from massive steel rings that also doubles as an outdoor sculpture when not in use.
This holiday season, coming straight down from the North Pole to croon some classic Christmas tunes to you and your family is none other than this cool new Massive... More
