An amazing animatronic baby dinosaur that stands over 3 feet tall and reacts to movement and touch for the ultimate in prehistoric make-believe fun.
Want to live like a super villain or at least relax like one? Then set your malevolent self down upon this utterly cool new Scorpion Chair.
This cool new cast aluminum dragon sits atop your stovetop and puffs steam into the air from its nostrils. Simply fill with water, place on the stove, turn up... More
Just place a shelled nut in the mouth of this heavy duty cast aluminum squirrel and then crack it with ease using the squirrel's bushy tail lever.
This cute decal transforms the boring back and forth swish of a rear window wiper into a much more satisfying wag.
This oversized crawfish boil tabletop secures over a large trash can and has a big hole in the center to dispose of all the shells.
This futuristic reclining workstation / gaming chair looks like a massive scorpion with a tail that wraps up and over the person seated to hold one ultra wide... More
This massive 20 foot long, motion-sensing, animatronic Triceratops is the same one featured at The Field Museum of Natural History and is the ultimate pre-historic... More
If you can't get a real squirrel to come into your home to professionally crack your nuts for you, this cool new cast iron squirrel nutcracker makes a great... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Made from laser cut recycled cardboard, this sculptural whale tail wall art assembles kind of like a 3D puzzle using interconnected slotted construction.
Sink your fangs into this 2,280 calorie slitheringly sweet serpent that's over 2.5 feet long and weighs in at a hefty 1.67 pounds!
Monstrously cool dinosaur hat, decorated with stuffed spikes on top and connected to a long spiked tail!
It really looks like there is a cat inside a bag frisking around inside for something or just being playful! This should drive your cat absolutely nuts.
Want to be the undisputed King of all Monsters for Halloween this year?
Now you can stand face-to-face with the King of the Jungle and live to tell the tale when you invite the ultimate stuffed animal into your home!
Unique toy will have cats in full-on super pounce mode as they try to capture an elusive, hidden mouse that moves silently, realistically and randomly around... More
Crafted from tin, this squirrel watering can is a whimsical yet practical accessory for the garden.
A sleek and sculptural corkscrew shaped like a little kangaroo with a handy bottle opener at the end of its tail.
Fill this little, all-weather cedar feeding box with peanuts, corn or other treats and watch as squirrels scamper in, lift the lid and dig right in. Much more... More
This adorable dust collecting hare hand puppet is made from 100% genuine microfiber, has a fluffy chenille tail and is completely machine-washable.
