This massive 20 foot long, motion-sensing, animatronic Triceratops is the same one featured at The Field Museum of Natural History and is the ultimate pre-historic... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Want to live like a super villain or at least relax like one? Then set your malevolent self down upon this utterly cool new Scorpion Chair.
Now you can stand face-to-face with the King of the Jungle and live to tell the tale when you invite the ultimate stuffed animal into your home!
This futuristic reclining workstation / gaming chair looks like a massive scorpion with a tail that wraps up and over the person seated to hold one ultra wide... More
If you really love squirrels and there is a vacant corner in your home or office that is missing that certain something, why not dedicate a shrine to those furry... More
An amazing animatronic baby dinosaur that stands over 3 feet tall and reacts to movement and touch for the ultimate in prehistoric make-believe fun.
This fun ice bucket / party tub is made from aluminum and is shaped like a whale, scaled down of course.
This adorable soft and furry pillow looks just like a curled up cat and has a robotic tail that realistically wags around just like a real cat depending on how... More
A sleek and sculptural corkscrew shaped like a little kangaroo with a handy bottle opener at the end of its tail.
This three section yard statue creates the illusion that the scaled spiky tail of a giant underwater sea dragon is breeching the surface of your lawn
A three section yard statue that creates the illusion that a scaled spiky tail of a mystical gigantic dragon is breeching the surface of your lawn.
The Giant Freshwater Stingray is not only the largest stingray in the world, it's also the largest freshwater fish in the world... and now it's a giant blanket!
Whimsical side table handcrafted from recycled metal depicts a courteous kangaroo holding up a tray for you to set down drinks (Foster's) and a handy front storage... More
This oversized crawfish boil tabletop secures over a large trash can and has a big hole in the center to dispose of all the shells.
This is no cheap cat toy from the supermarket. It's a highly advanced, state-of-the-art cat toy with one mission... to drive your cat absolutely crazy.
As you reach into this Basilisk Candy Bowl hoping to snag some sweets (preferably from Honeydukes), whatever you do... don't look the serpent in the eyes!
These cute little faux boxwood topiary greeneries are shaped like playful squirrels.
Forget little mermaids, because this massive mermaid skeleton measures over 6 feet long, has creepy human bones on top and fish bones in the tail, and is perfect... More
This cool new cast aluminum dragon sits atop your stovetop and puffs steam into the air from its nostrils. Simply fill with water, place on the stove, turn up... More
While it may look like a cute bunny at first glance, once plugged in, it's fluffy cottontail glows brightly.
