An amazing animatronic baby dinosaur that stands over 3 feet tall and reacts to movement and touch for the ultimate in prehistoric make-believe fun.
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
This futuristic reclining workstation / gaming chair looks like a massive scorpion with a tail that wraps up and over the person seated to hold one ultra wide... More
This oversized crawfish boil tabletop secures over a large trash can and has a big hole in the center to dispose of all the shells.
If you really love squirrels and there is a vacant corner in your home or office that is missing that certain something, why not dedicate a shrine to those furry... More
Made from laser cut recycled cardboard, this sculptural whale tail wall art assembles kind of like a 3D puzzle using interconnected slotted construction.
These mystical marine life inspired knitted blankets look like big mermaid tails when wrapped around your legs.
A miniature picnic bench designed just for hungry squirrels and is handmade from freshly cut cedar with a two inch screw in the center to hold a dried ear of... More
Just fill the perforated tail with your favorite loose leaf tea, place the squirrel on the edge of your mug, rotate the tail down into hot water, and let it... More
Now you can stand face-to-face with the King of the Jungle and live to tell the tale when you invite the ultimate stuffed animal into your home!
Just place a shelled nut in the mouth of this heavy duty cast aluminum squirrel and then crack it with ease using the squirrel's bushy tail lever.
While it may look like a cute bunny at first glance, once plugged in, it's fluffy cottontail glows brightly.
A sleek and sculptural corkscrew shaped like a little kangaroo with a handy bottle opener at the end of its tail.
This adorable dust collecting hare hand puppet is made from 100% genuine microfiber, has a fluffy chenille tail and is completely machine-washable.
A cookie cutter that creates whimsical squirrel-shaped cookies that reach around and hug real nuts, like almonds or other small mixed nuts.
This giant inflatable dinosaur costume transforms the wearer into one of the longest sauropods on record, the Diplodocus.
This whimsical cat passageway for doors has cat ears on the front, a tail on the back, and it looks like something straight out of an old cat and mouse cartoon.
Win every coin toss, make a decision much easier, perform a magic trick, or just make your own fate when you give these Double-Sided Quarters a flip.
This massive 20 foot long, motion-sensing, animatronic Triceratops is the same one featured at The Field Museum of Natural History and is the ultimate pre-historic... More
If you can't get a real squirrel to come into your home to professionally crack your nuts for you, this cool new cast iron squirrel nutcracker makes a great... More
These cute little faux boxwood topiary greeneries are shaped like playful squirrels.
