This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
This fun ice bucket / party tub is made from aluminum and is shaped like a whale, scaled down of course.
These mystical marine life inspired knitted blankets look like big mermaid tails when wrapped around your legs.
This whimsical little glass serving bowl has a rascally little rabbit scaling up the sides trying to sneak a taste of whatever candy, nuts, dip, or other treats... More
These cute little faux boxwood topiary greeneries are shaped like playful squirrels.
Want to live like a super villain or at least relax like one? Then set your malevolent self down upon this utterly cool new Scorpion Chair.
Inside each package are six completely edible dried Chinese Golden scorpions that can be safely consumed whole from their pinchers all the way down to their... More
This adorable soft and furry pillow looks just like a curled up cat and has a robotic tail that realistically wags around just like a real cat depending on how... More
A miniature picnic bench designed just for hungry squirrels and is handmade from freshly cut cedar with a two inch screw in the center to hold a dried ear of... More
This is no cheap cat toy from the supermarket. It's a highly advanced, state-of-the-art cat toy with one mission... to drive your cat absolutely crazy.
This giant inflatable dinosaur costume transforms the wearer into one of the longest sauropods on record, the Diplodocus.
This three section yard statue creates the illusion that the scaled spiky tail of a giant underwater sea dragon is breeching the surface of your lawn
Forget little mermaids, because this massive mermaid skeleton measures over 6 feet long, has creepy human bones on top and fish bones in the tail, and is perfect... More
This futuristic reclining workstation / gaming chair looks like a massive scorpion with a tail that wraps up and over the person seated to hold one ultra wide... More
This highly realistic throw pillow looks exactly like a cat all curled up for a nap on the couch.
This epic inflatable Great White shark costume stands over 7 feet tall and has a convenient lookout window between its sharp toothy jaws that makes it look like... More
A three section yard statue that creates the illusion that a scaled spiky tail of a mystical gigantic dragon is breeching the surface of your lawn.
This 1:18 scale remote controlled shark toy realistically swims and moves around in the water just like the real thing, minus all the typical biting, screaming,... More
As you reach into this Basilisk Candy Bowl hoping to snag some sweets (preferably from Honeydukes), whatever you do... don't look the serpent in the eyes!
The Giant Freshwater Stingray is not only the largest stingray in the world, it's also the largest freshwater fish in the world... and now it's a giant blanket!
This whimsical cat passageway for doors has cat ears on the front, a tail on the back, and it looks like something straight out of an old cat and mouse cartoon.
