Combines the opulence of a King's chandelier with the simple form of an Edison lightbulb into a truly unique pendant lamp.
These hardcore prehistoric coasters are crafted from pieces of real petrified wood sealed in a clear resin.
This terrifyingly fun ceramic serving platter has a hungry shark emerging from the murky depths to hold soy sauce or other dipping sauces in its gaping jaws,... More
This summer, no matter whether you're hosting a luau party or just a normal backyard BBQ, this cool new Pineapple Drink Dispenser should add just the right splash... More
Transform your boring old human feet into fun and furry cat or dog paws depending on your preferred pet preference.
A majestic and mesmerizing moving wall sculpture powered by kinetic energy.
While it may appear to be nothing more than a big black cube, when pressed it uses LEDs and mirrors to simulate the wonders of the galaxy using three different... More
This rustic end table is handcrafted from reclaimed wood with lighting embedded inside that gives off a warm illuminated glow between the slats.
Put your hands up! While it may seem like a miniature loop-the-loop rollercoaster track at first glance, prepare to be thrown for a loop when this cool new LOOP... More
This out of this world ceramic planter looks like the backend of a retro rocket ship that simulates a fiery blast when you plant a flame-like plant such as a... More
This medieval cheese serving set includes a wooden shield board crafted from solid beech wood, a spear-shaped spreader for soft cheeses, a single-headed axe... More
These cool new Moving Halloween Trees have sections of creepy black bare branches that slowly sway up and down while rotating for an eerie haunted effect and... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
A fun decal for the back window of a vehicle that makes it seem as if Arnold Schwarzenegger himself is flexing his arms every time the rear wiper moves.
Take comfort food to the next level when you snuggle up in this cool new Pizza Slice Sleeping Bag.
Unlike a typical duster that you need to hide away and forget about in some cabinet, this cute llama-shaped duster is designed to be conveniently and decoratively... More
It's not quite a walk-in, but this cool new ShelfPack is an innovative suitcase that acts more like a portable closet with four built-in shelves that expand... More
Whether you're stuck in a soul-crushing traffic jam, someone cuts you off, you don't care for the bumper sticker in front of you, or you just need to relieve... More
Cats are way too proud to be dressed up in funny costumes and hats, but it's usually worth the risk of future wrath when they look so adorably cute in them.... More
Almost like the real thing only much, much smaller and less deadly, this tiny Pocket Samurai sword has a 1.5 inch razor-sharp stainless steel Tanto blade sheathed... More
This set of six party-inspired cotton candy flavors include: Beer, Buttered Popcorn, Margarita, Spicy Jalapeno, Bacon, and Merlot.
