Do you fancy the look of an ancient quill feather pen, but prefer the more satisfying writing experience from a modern, smooth-gliding gel pen? Look no further.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, so wash up and smell a bit more festive with this sleigh load of seasonal scented soap bricks from Duke Cannon.
You can squish, throw, twist, punch, drop, stretch, and flatten this faux opossum like roadkill and it will still return to its original shape, ad infinitum.
A tasty milk chocolate candy bar flavored like the nostalgic, creamy chocolate drink from yesteryear, Yoo-Hoo. Best of all, no shaking is required!
These anodized aluminum buttons have the words FIRE MISSILE, EJECT, and PANIC! on the front and replace the boring covers on a vehicle's 12V accessory port.
Drop this grumpy green Grinch head into a big mug of hot milk to transform it into green hot cocoa filled with mini marshmallows and tiny red heart candies.
Satisfy your sweet tooth with a soda that's flavored like mint toothpaste, made from real sugar, is completely flouride-free, and doesn't even clean your teeth!
Do you love pumpkin spice everything, have chapped lips, and tend to lose things? This giant organic pumpkin spice lip balm is 4X larger than regular tubes!
A limited edition six pack of festive hangable ornaments that each hold a regular 12 oz can of beer... which you supply. 'tis Miller Time!
This futuristic interactive digital pet uses a 3D hologram-like display to generate a cute little animal character that appears to be floating in mid-air.
Draw and write all over the sidewalk, chalkboard, or anywhere else that chalk works using a big green dill pickle shaped piece of chalk.
These colorful candy canes have a sweet marshmallow flavor that also makes them the perfect stirring sticks for a big mug of hot cocoa with mini marshmallows.
If the fictional theme park Walley World actually existed, I could see these hefty Christmas Vacation Moose Mug Stocking Holders being sold in their gift shop.
These two JONES Sodas are exactly the same flavor, but Werewolf Piss is way better during a Full Moon and Orange Chocolate is more festive during the holidays.
A fully-functional and quite festive Christmas tree-shaped Rubik's Cube that also doubles as an ornament to hang on the tree.
This holiday season, have some mischievous Grinchy fun when you slip these cool new yet quite spicy hot candy canes in with the rest of the red and white ones.
To make infinite gallons of water, just mix in equal parts of this dehydrated dihydrogen monoxide with pure water and chug it before you dry out and blow away.
When Freddy Krueger isn't stabbing little meatball heads on a pizza or devouring soul food, he dines with these cool new Freddy Krueger Glove Chopsticks.
Inside this aluminum tube is a small corked glass vial of ambrosia that gives an exhausted bee the burst of energy it needs to revive and return to the hive.
Enjoy the scent of Pumpkin Spice wafting through the kitchen this Fall rather than the horrid scent of smelly, rotten garbage from an unscented trash bag.
Eight all-natural botanical-flavored lollipops with biodegradable, seed-filled sticks that can be planted in soil after enjoying to grow flowers and herbs.
You'll definitely know it's Autumn when you wipe with these pumpkin spice wet wipes that are intoxicatingly scented with cloves, nutmeg, and other Fall scents.
While these goofy-looking, garbage-loving marsupials may sound tasty, these candy canes use an artificial possum/opossum flavor that resembles pork instead.
In the ALIEN movies, despite being so massive, disturbing, and generally terrifying to look at, the ALIEN xenomorph could sometimes hide right in plain sight...