This possibly life-sized Grey alien looks just like a real one that has been pulled from the wreckage of a crashed flying saucer and is now on an autopsy slab.
The emu, Australian relative to the ostrich, is a giant flightless bird known for its long neck, long legs, and graceful built-in flower pot holder on its back.
This massive indoor / outdoor statue of Optimus Prime, supreme leader of the Autobots, is handcrafted by artisans in the UK from welded recycled metal parts.
Rather than destroying pesky Rebel Bases on frozen planets, this miniature All Terrain Armored Transport has been repurposed into a fiery BBQ grill instead.
This drunk garden gnome lies passed out with a bottle in hand, its bare behind up in the air, and a boozy face that identifies it as positively smashed.
This life-sized, illuminated sculpture of the most famous disgusting green blob in cinematic history appears to be flying through a wall to come and slime you.
At first glance, it may seem like a hand blown clear glass lightbulb pendant lamp hanging from a braided silken cable, but look closer and you'll see that it's... More
They may look like they were handcarved on some breezy tropical island, but are actually made of durable weather-resistant handpainted polyresin that won't break... More
This highly realistic and meticulously detailed 1:1 replica of little Baby Yoda / The Child / The Asset stands upright on a ship deck base and features its trademark... More
A natural, decorative alternative to the typical cheap plastic pink flamingo lawn ornament with an everlasting faux greenery, topiary-inspired design.
This massive LEGO Hogwarts building set includes over 6,000 pieces to assemble by hand (just a wave of a wand for a wizard) and features all of the most iconic... More
This modern, minimalist clock / sculptural timekeeper tells the time by transforming a flat thermoelastic membrane into 3D numerals that look as if they were... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
A large planter inspired by the majestic Arctic Beluga Whale that also doubles as a unique ice-filled beverage tub.
This Creepy Tree Face and Branch Arms Set transforms a normal tree in your yard into a nightmarish creature usually found deep in a dark haunted forest.
Handmade in the UK, this sculptural bookshelf is shaped like a majestic elm tree from the trunk at the base to a range of inclined and flat branches at various... More
A lifesized replica of the Ovomorph egg from ALIEN that comes complete with articulated flaps that open and close, a Facehugger inside, and eerie LED lighting.
Whether it's weeds, animals, annoying neighbors, or tacky lawn ornaments, your yard needs proper protection and this cool new Green Army Man Garden Gnome is... More
Transform the plants, shrubs, and flowers around your home into surreal aquatic waterways for these cool new Fish In The Garden Sculptures from designer Tyson... More
This cool new Attitude Vase from sculptor Bruce Fontaine will either make you laugh or disturb you to the core, but either way, it'll definitely be the center... More
Rustic wall-mounted sculptural tree branch rack can hold jackets and hats or be decorated for the holidays with lighting, greenery, and ornaments.
