In addition to mechanical repair duties, copiloting starships, projecting holograms, and causing endless trouble, astromech droids are also fairly adept at keeping... More
If you thought that (spoiler!) Anakin Skywalker's head was under Darth Vader's helmet... NOPE! There's a toaster under there!
This massive six foot tall Boba Fett statue is a perfectly scaled up and fully articulated clone of an authentic mint-condition original Kenner Boba Fett action... More
The protective helmet of an evil Sith Lord is just as good as anything else to hold cookies inside - unfortunately, Jango Fett's helmet still had a head in it.
Now you can hang this famous frozen smuggler from the shower rod just like Jabba the Hutt did in his bathroom.
These apocalyptic metal bookends depict a full blown alien invasion complete with death ray firing flying saucers, cow abductions, and humans running for their... More
Just grasp the disc AKA saucer section of the U.S.S. Enterprise and throw it to a friend or dog like you would any other flying disc and the rest of the foam-made... More
This double-take inducing door decal creates the illusion of your door opening into the vastness of dimensional space with the iconic doorway, eyeball, and clock... More
o matter whether your room on Earth is as dry as a frigid winter on the planet Hoth, a dusty summer on Tatooine, or the static-electrified bowels of the Death... More
Astromech droids from a galaxy far, far away are obviously very versatile robotic multi-tools, but did you know that they also blow bubbles? Perfect for keeping... More
This massive inflatable depiction of the Star Wars galaxy's most notoriously slimy, party loving gangster is perfect for watching over your Halloween bash or... More
Whether you're snacking during a Star Wars movie marathon or just partying like crazy Ewoks, serve up your favorite snacks in this cool new Star Wars Death Star... More
Are your nostrils and ears being utterly invaded by terrifying alien hairs every single night while you sleep? Do you awaken your family every morning with screams... More
This concrete-looking resin astromech droid is perfect to watch over and guard your garden here on Earth, your home next to a swamp on Dagobah, or even a moisture... More
While R2-D2 has many built-in gadgets and abilities, did you know he could also brew up a tasty cup of coffee that is out of this galaxy as well?
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Don't let a tasty tempting cookie let you become unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. Simply peer into this cool new ALIEN Ovomorph Egg... More
As you stare out the window of the Death Star contemplating your next strategic move to crush the Rebel Alliance once and for all, reach for this cool new Star... More
A massive 7 foot 8 inch tall highly detailed replica of the sarcastic reprogrammed Imperial security droid K-2SO from Star Wars Rogue One.
No matter whether you're camping on the moon of Endor, Darth Vader's backyard, or just outside somewhere in your own galaxy, do it in Galactic Empire style inside... More
While not an exact replica of the Emperor Palpatine's majestic throne on the Death Star II in Star Wars Return of the Jedi, this cool new Emperor Throne Arm... More
When Darth Vader wasn't hunting down Rebel scum, blowing up planets, using the Force to choke everyone out, lightsaber-battling with Jedi, and fighting with... More
This truly massive LEGO model of the Imperial Star Destroyer, The Devastator, featured in the opening shot of Star Wars: A New Hope consists of 4,784 mostly... More
A huge wooden salt and pepper grinder in the shape of a retro space age rocket ship.