This massive, lifesize Triceratops dinosaur statue is nearly 20 feet long, stands 10 feet tall, and is posed like it's charging across your yard.
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Massive 84 inch long inflatable jungle feline is viciously realistic and perfect for scaring those waking from hangovers, tossing around in the pool, filling... More
This blood drenched decorative table cover looks like it was used during a brutal dismemberment, with a gory blood-red top and more blood splattered and dripping... More
This creepy giant tree decoration has positional branches/arms, moans through its gnarly knotted open mouth, and emits an eerie soundtrack full of haunted sounds... More
Nothing makes a more unique decorative statement than a Jivaro Tsantsa AKA a shrunken head on full display... just hopefully not yours. Well, now you can have... More
Sink your fangs into this 2,280 calorie slitheringly sweet serpent that's over 2.5 feet long and weighs in at a hefty 1.67 pounds!
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It would be quite a shock for the average unknowing coffee drinker to stumble upon a terrifying tentacled octopus staring back at them wickedly from the dark... More
The practically explosive Bhut Jolokia Ghost Chili is the current hottest chili pepper in the world with a Scoville Heat Rating of 1,001,304 SHU. Now you can... More
When these haunted books detect a presence nearby, they come to life, slide in and out and make eerie sounds to scare away the living!
This cool new Lifesize King Cobra Snake Statue depicts a massive King Cobra rearing up and ready to strike at anyone who ventures too close.
Terrifyingly realistic foam wrist-rest in the shape of a disembodied hand!
This ghoulish creature has a grinning jack-o-lantern head attached to a shredded cloth body with creepy outstretched gnarled root hands.
What happens when those wild and wacky waving advertising balloons in front of businesses die? They come back from the dead to haunt your front lawn as scary... More
This Halloween, illuminate your evil jack-o-lantern in different colors and without an open flame.
This creepy disembodied mummy hand is wrapped in ancient looking gauze bandages and moves its fingers and crawls along using hidden rollers underneath.
This monstrous 6 foot tall man-eating Venus flytrap is actually an animatronic talking nightmare of nature that features long leafy arms, realistic plant greenery,... More
This pair of realistic bloody hand clings are the perfect finishing touch to your Halloween decorations or can be used much more effectively as frightening pranks.... More
These giant lollipops made from the fiery Sriracha Rooster Sauce and are more or less blazing fireballs of tasty heat on a stick.
These evil thank you cards may look thoughtful and sweet on the outside - with a double rainbow, cute smiley face sun and overall cheery design, but once the... More