My name is Talky Tina, and I love you very much. My name is Talky Tina, and I'm going to kill you.
The undead rotting hand of a zombie ripping up from beneath the soil of its seemingly final resting place to simply help you hold and display your finest bottle... More
These lifesize, anatomically correct human skulls aren't made from bone, they're hand-cast from the finest Belgian chocolate in a mold taken from a genuine human... More
These futuristic jumping stilts are the latest innovation that combines the best of pogo sticks and stilts, giving you the ability to jump 8-10 feet into the... More
Out here in the midwest we get our fair share of tornadoes and thankfully I've never fully experienced one, but I would love to see one, just not in my backyard.... More
Just when you though it was safe to venture into your backyard... suddenly, a cool new Sea Serpent Garden Sculpture rises up from the lawn to strike terror in... More
Every lawn needs a giant octopus seemingly rising up through the blades of grass to terrorize the garden gnomes, neighbors, and guests.
Move aside boring old tequila worm, because now there's a much fiercer critter lurking in your booze!
Is that wall behind your sofa, headboard, bathtub, litter box, or whatever seem to be missing that certain decorative something?
This massive teenage hound from Hell comes outfitted in a stylish letterman jacket, blue jeans, and penny loafers and is realistically based off of Rick Baker's... More
Feeling dead tired? These hilariously macabre pillows make it seem like you're the unfortunate victim at a crime scene with a massive amount of blood pooling... More
Is your next stop... The Twilight Zone? All you have to do is ask.
Here's something you don't have.
This fun kit includes everything you need to bake up tasty sweater-shaped cookies that can be adorned with as much garish edible holiday flair as you can cram... More
If all goes well, you'll have a lot of extra candy for yourself this year, as everyone runs off in terror before even ringing the bell.
This nonstick, aluminum baking pan makes a three-dimensional cake in the shape of a spooky skull with a scary amount of detail.
Uh Oh. All those idiotic garden gnomes that get nabbed and taken on trips around the world may have picked up some kind of exotic new virus, because when they... More
This hideously fanged, antique-finished cast aluminum drink dispenser is the perfect way to satiate any monstrous thirst throughout the season of the witch and... More
A set of 6 spooky severed hands (unfortunately, not from real corpses) that seem to reach out from the Earth and illuminate as markers along your driveway or... More
