Once upon a midnight dreary, this cool new Cast Iron Raven Bottle Opener will crack open beer bottles and make you cheery.
This spooky skull-shaped plastic drink dispenser has a spigot where its nose should be and a pre-sawed removable cranium lid for filling up its generous two... More
There's no better way to welcome visitors to your home than a giant pool of blood leaking out from under your front door, but if you don't have a freshly murdered... More
Spooky neon-like bat and ghost silhouettes made from super bright LEDs.
A massive animatronic haunted tree that detects trespassers who wander too close and then comes alive with a talking face with frightful sayings, terrifying... More
I'm not sure who Philippe was when alive, but his skeleton was the inspiration for the base of this spooky floor lamp and his missing skull replaced with a stylish... More
A lifesize animatronic skeleton that can either detect motion and speak some pre-recorded sayings or speak anything you say through an included microphone.
This realistic lifesize skeleton may look like it was dug up and dragged from the grave to be put on display in or around your home this Halloween, but you'll... More
These spooky fire logs shaped like lifesized human skulls are constructed in the USA from fireproof high heat refractory materials, reinforced with steel, and... More
These cool new Moving Halloween Trees have sections of creepy black bare branches that slowly sway up and down while rotating for an eerie haunted effect and... More
If you're trying to keep your home or office extra tidy and wish you could be scared to death while doing it, then feel free to approach this cool new Motion-Activated... More
If you've read Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven poem, you know that one talking black raven tapping on your chamber door is ominous enough, but this cool new Black... More
Want to seriously terrify someone this halloween? This eerily realistic witch hangs outside a window and taps 3 times. So creepy!
This clever Ouija board-inspired doormat looks just the real thing with a thick hand-hooked pile designed to resemble wood grain along with elements such as... More
From a distance, this haunting door wreath may look quite decorative for the Autumn season, but as trick-or-treaters get closer, they'll be standing before an... More
This massive 8 foot tall inflatable spider hangs from the side of your home and seemingly crawls up and down the exterior in either direction over 2.5 feet.
Towering 7 feet tall with a wingspan reaching out to 13 feet wide, this jaw-dropping sculptural metal dragon with glowing red LED eyes is sure to instill total... More
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
This cool new Lifesize King Cobra Snake Statue depicts a massive King Cobra rearing up and ready to strike at anyone who ventures too close.