After you unleash a legion of Goombas, Koopas, and other assorted minions on the Mushroom Kingdom, loot all the coins, and kidnap a princess, be sure to take... More
Yep, a mint condition vintage Kenner R2-D2 action figure has been digitally scanned and fully replicated as a 3.5 foot tall version featuring articulated arms... More
A massive 7 foot 8 inch tall highly detailed replica of the sarcastic reprogrammed Imperial security droid K-2SO from Star Wars Rogue One.
As you stare out the window of the Death Star contemplating your next strategic move to crush the Rebel Alliance once and for all, reach for this cool new Star... More
This cool new yet quite prehistoric 9ft T-Rex Skeleton Dinosaur Statue is perfect for Halloween, homes that are like museums, or you just really love dinosaurs.
This massive four foot tall prop replica of Thor's hammer Mjolnir may look as if it's forged from the fictional Asgardian metal Uru, but it's actually crafted... More
When super-villains, evildoers, and other assorted criminal masterminds come to to your neighborhood to inflict some no good, be prepared like the ultimate caped... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
If you love those iconic architectural water towers dotted around on the rooftops of New York City, then check out this cool new Alessi Water Tower Kitchen Container... More
A fully-functional vintage style reproduction of the original heavy duty iron padlock that includes two giant skeleton-style keys as well.
This holiday season, literally ring up the Christmas spirit with these four synchronized Santa ornaments that strike tuned brass bells to play up to 35 classic... More
A gigantic handmade prop replica of the original completed Death Star from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope that spans nearly 20 inches in diameter.
You don't need to crack open the Ark of the Covenant to see some faces horrifically melting off, just use a simple match and light this cool new Melting Toht... More
A vintage-inspired table lamp with a hand-polished metal base cast from a real WWII practice bomb.
One of the more haunting scenes from Raiders of the Lost Ark is when Indiana Jones pulls out an old double-clasped, embossed leather Dutch Bible to show the... More
This massive six foot tall Boba Fett statue is a perfectly scaled up and fully articulated clone of an authentic mint-condition original Kenner Boba Fett action... More
My name is Talky Tina, and I love you very much. My name is Talky Tina, and I'm going to kill you.
Take playing with action figures to the next level with this 6 foot tall, fully-articulated reproduction of the original Kenner Darth Vader action figure with... More
It may look like you actually hired a bounty hunter to track down this infamous Rebel smuggler and hand him off to the Ugnaughts of Cloud City to imprison inside... More
It may look like a realistic solid bar of 24ct gold bullion, but, unfortunately, it's simply a weighty replica doubling as doorstop / paperweight / prop for... More
After a long night of ridding your crime-ridden city of evil-doers, criminal masterminds, and cleverly named supervillains, spend your day relaxing out on the... More
