A life-sized prop replica of the famous three foot tall focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm / class 5 full roaming vapor / disgusting blob from the 1984... More
A lifesized replica of the Ovomorph egg from ALIEN that comes complete with articulated flaps that open and close, a Facehugger inside, and eerie LED lighting.
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
While it may not be as strong and well protected as a coffee table constructed from exotic frozen materials only found in a galaxy far, far away, it makes up... More
A lifesize animatronic skeleton that can either detect motion and speak some pre-recorded sayings or speak anything you say through an included microphone.
This massive four foot tall prop replica of Thor's hammer Mjolnir may look as if it's forged from the fictional Asgardian metal Uru, but it's actually crafted... More
This cool new yet quite prehistoric 9ft T-Rex Skeleton Dinosaur Statue is perfect for Halloween, homes that are like museums, or you just really love dinosaurs.
Just because you'll be enjoying the holidays watching the classic Christmas movie Die Hard on an endless loop and wearing the quite festive Now I Have a Machine... More
This impressive 22 inch diameter Italian-styled globe bar is wrapped in replica 16th-century nautical maps, has a hinged meridian that flips back to reveal a... More
No matter whether you're a huge fan of the 1941 Humphrey Bogart film noir flick The Maltese Falcon or you just want to get your hands on the ultimate MacGuffin... More
They never did find the body of that little boy named Jason Voorhees who drowned while camp counselors weren't paying attention, but wouldn't it be cool anyways... More
While not an exact replica of the Emperor Palpatine's majestic throne on the Death Star II in Star Wars Return of the Jedi, this cool new Emperor Throne Arm... More
This massive sculpture of a Tyrannosaurus Rex or possibly even a dragon foot has an opening on top with a removable bucket allowing it to be used as a waste... More
While these mummies may look like they're made from real ancient Egyptian bodies wrapped up in bandages, they're actually crafted from sturdy foam, metal, and... More
You'll be relaxing like a super villain when you sit down upon this gigantic skull-shaped chair / throne.
This king of all scarecrows, who may also be genetically mixed with a haunted tree, is a towering 7 foot tall animatronic talking creature from some horrifying... More
This massive 7 foot tall animatronic winter dragon flaps its wings, turns its head from side to side, loudly roars, stares you down with icy blue illuminated... More
This creepy one-of-a-kind, scarecrow-like door totem features an eerie jack o' lantern head that's hand-carved from a real gourd attached to an occult stickman... More
Standing nearly six feet tall, this terrifying life-sized yet body-less specter appears to hover above the ground with only its hands and creepy face visible... More
While at first glance it may seem that there's been a brutal, horrifying accident involving a falling garage door and a now decapitated body lying dead in your... More
