This massive sculpture of a Tyrannosaurus Rex or possibly even a dragon foot has an opening on top with a removable bucket allowing it to be used as a waste... More
While not an exact replica of the Emperor Palpatine's majestic throne on the Death Star II in Star Wars Return of the Jedi, this cool new Emperor Throne Arm... More
They never did find the body of that little boy named Jason Voorhees who drowned while camp counselors weren't paying attention, but wouldn't it be cool anyways... More
No matter whether you're a huge fan of the 1941 Humphrey Bogart film noir flick The Maltese Falcon or you just want to get your hands on the ultimate MacGuffin... More
This impressive 22 inch diameter Italian-styled globe bar is wrapped in replica 16th-century nautical maps, has a hinged meridian that flips back to reveal a... More
Just because you'll be enjoying the holidays watching the classic Christmas movie Die Hard on an endless loop and wearing the quite festive Now I Have a Machine... More
A massive 7 foot 8 inch tall highly detailed replica of the sarcastic reprogrammed Imperial security droid K-2SO from Star Wars Rogue One.
A massive animatronic haunted tree that detects trespassers who wander too close and then comes alive with a talking face with frightful sayings, terrifying... More
This cool new yet quite prehistoric 9ft T-Rex Skeleton Dinosaur Statue is perfect for Halloween, homes that are like museums, or you just really love dinosaurs.
A lifesize animatronic skeleton that can either detect motion and speak some pre-recorded sayings or speak anything you say through an included microphone.
This realistic lifesize skeleton may look like it was dug up and dragged from the grave to be put on display in or around your home this Halloween, but you'll... More
These spooky fire logs shaped like lifesized human skulls are constructed in the USA from fireproof high heat refractory materials, reinforced with steel, and... More
This massive four foot tall prop replica of Thor's hammer Mjolnir may look as if it's forged from the fictional Asgardian metal Uru, but it's actually crafted... More
When super-villains, evildoers, and other assorted criminal masterminds come to to your neighborhood to inflict some no good, be prepared like the ultimate caped... More
While it may not be as strong and well protected as a coffee table constructed from exotic frozen materials only found in a galaxy far, far away, it makes up... More
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
This cool new Lifesize King Cobra Snake Statue depicts a massive King Cobra rearing up and ready to strike at anyone who ventures too close.
Welcome to the party pal! Yep, now you too can arrive at your Christmas party wearing the ultimate ugly Christmas sweater, er sweatshirt, just like the dead... More
This glowing half skeleton stakes down in the yard and should appear to float after night falls.
This handy decorating tool creates and blows highly realistic cobwebs with ease to add the final finishing touch to any professional-looking haunted house.
