On my journeys on-road, off-road, and off-world, there's really nothing I trust to have in my glove compartment more than an emergency can of Liquid Schwartz.
This epic ultra wide beam flashlight produces up to 100,000 lumens of blinding illumination that instantly transforms night into day for up to 4429 feet.
To make infinite gallons of water, just mix in equal parts of this dehydrated dihydrogen monoxide with pure water and chug it before you dry out and blow away.
Prepare and survive through the most common worst-case scenarios, but in a fun way... well, as much fun as you could have reading about the end of the world.
A wearable full-body sleeping bag that transforms you into a humanoid grey alien from Zeta Reticula who's visiting Earth on an intergalactic camping trip.
These genuine, fired 12 gauge shotgun shells have been combined with strong ferrite magnets so you can hang things up on the fridge... or a gun safe.
When a natural disaster or other emergency strikes, fill this water storage bag up in the bathtub to keep up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water on hand.
This set of six suave survival staches make the perfect short notice disguise and come in sealed packages to keep them extra fresh.