As soon as you sit down on the can, you'll know you're in trouble as this Velociraptor Toilet Paper Holder stares you down as it guards the only roll.
This mildly terrifying inflatable tabletop buffet cooler has a giant shark fin in the center circling through a sea of ice, bottles, cans, and foods.
A massive shark sleeping bag that can comfortably swallow up children and most adults and doubles as a cuddly plush stuffed animal when not feeding on humans.
You're gonna need a bigger glass when you unleash ferocious shark-shaped ice cubes from these cool new silicone shark ice molds.
This giant hawk kite attaches via string to an angled pole in the ground and flies around all on its own in the wind to help scare off obnoxious nuisance birds.
This 9 ft tall animatronic flying demon from an infernal underworld has an equally massive 12.5 ft wide wingspan and adjustable arms to strike a sinister pose.
When properly muzzled, this fearsome T-Rex dinosaur head can hold either an entire lunch in its mouth or double as an intimidating storage case for small items.
This huge, 6 ft Great White shark replica is cast from designer resin, realistically hand-painted, and posed to make it appear to be swimming through mid-air.
Want to attract endless selfie snappers to your business, terrify everyone playing miniature golf, or just really tie your home's boring landscaping together?
This lifelike owl decoy flaps its wings in the wind, has intimidating glassy eyes that seem to follow prey, and looks ready to strike in a hunting flight pose.