Cool packaging tape that creates the illusion that your packages were securely sealed with metal tower bolts and hinges, leather straps, and o-rings.
Nobody would expect a remote controlled centipede to creepily crawl out from under a couch or bed or just along the wall for others to catch out of the corner... More
If your sweet tooth likes it a bit spicy from time to time, then sink it into this cool new Sriracha Chocolate Bar.
See yourself as you truly are.
The typical gummy bear is a sweet and utterly boring snack for the little ones, but these cool newGummy Red Hot Chili Peppers are for seasoned taste buds seeking... More
Slip on this tiny ring-sized working handcuff crafted from polished aerospace grade titanium just for your finger.
How do ninjas infiltrate parties to complete their covert missions in total stealth?
At first glance, it's just a lovely portrait of kindly old Eleanor Twitty... until you get too close or scream, GET HER!.
This cute little talking hamster toy from Japan repeats everything you say back to you, in any language, in a fittingly hilarious squeaky voice.
These fun push pins have actual moving googly eyes on top to give a little character your photos, memos, or wahtever you stick them into.
Conquer your mighty thirst! This massive red party cup holds 64 oz of booze, is made from sturdy, reusable ceramic, and is appropriately emblazoned with I Came... More
Safely transport dishes in and out of a hot oven while keeping your hands damage-free.
If your current boring old, fancy schmancy doormat doesn't strike fear into your visitors, then obviously you need one that does.
This hilarious Grade A wrapping paper set includes two sheets of steak paper, one sheet of cutting board paper, one sheet of butcher paper, twine, a meat tray,... More
It's not safe to go back into the water and now it's not safe to go in the yard, garden, patio, hallway, shower, cubicle, pool, fountain, or anywhere you place... More
This full deck of massive playing cards are 10x the size of the standard ones. This changes everything...
If sipping a martini like a human being proves to be too difficult, you're a clumsy party mingler, or have gone one too many sheets to the wind, then you may... More
We eat fish, cows, chickens, plants (that are still alive!), bacteria, and just about everything else in our way, so why does the utterly annoying insect get... More
Ranch dressing, pumpkin pie, peanut butter and jelly, buffalo wings, bacon, and sweet corn.
Uh Oh. All those idiotic garden gnomes that get nabbed and taken on trips around the world may have picked up some kind of exotic new virus, because when they... More
If all goes well, you'll have a lot of extra candy for yourself this year, as everyone runs off in terror before even ringing the bell.
