Draw and write all over the sidewalk, chalkboard, or anywhere else that chalk works using a big green dill pickle shaped piece of chalk.
This miniature version of a wacky waving inflatable tube guy dances, wiggles, shakes, and flails around just like a giant full-sized one, except on your desk.
These hilarious straws are extra long and designed to reach the bottom of standard wine bottles so you don't miss a single drop of your favorite vintage