This two foot tall ferocious sculptural dragon breathes fire out of its mouth from a firepot inside that burns BioFuel.
A lifesized replica of the Ovomorph egg from ALIEN that comes complete with articulated flaps that open and close, a Facehugger inside, and eerie LED lighting.
This portable, one-handed cereal cup keeps the cereal and milk separated to prevent sogginess and then combines the two right inside your mouth as you take a... More
This fun ceramic coffee mug looks just like a Mr. Potato Head toy! Well, he will after you stick on his 7 interchangeable silicone face pieces.
These fun napkin holders transform boring old napkins into beautiful blooming flowers.
If you're angry and stressed out, forget stress balls, punching through concrete walls, and furiously staring at people until their heads explode. Just SCREAM...... More
This large, wall-mounted tiki mask seems somewhat normal at first glance, that is until its eyes and mouth come to life and it starts singing tiki songs.
This limited, small batch version is made from one of the hottest chili peppers in the world, the scorpion pepper, which is blended with guava and pineapple... More
From a distance, this haunting door wreath may look quite decorative for the Autumn season, but as trick-or-treaters get closer, they'll be standing before an... More
This giant cardboard box robot head has a fancy gold finish, LED eyes, and a face guaranteed to make any party more interesting.
When you don't have time to find a wine glass, simply pour the wine directly into your mouth with an authentic Glass Porron Wine Pitcher from Spain!
Not only will you be the center of attention while exercising your face with this cool new Facial Muscle Toner, you'll also be smoothing out fine lines and wrinkles... More
You won't need to journey to the fantastical Middle Earth to come across the mystical talking Tree Ents (Old English for Giants), because now you can just set... More
This set of 12 fun emoji-inspired bud vases from designer Tong Wei each have a unique expressive face on them and are crafted from world-famous Jingdezhen porcelain... More
Do you love pumpkin spice everything, have chapped lips, and tend to lose things? This giant organic pumpkin spice lip balm is 4X larger than regular tubes!
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
This is the world's hottest gummy bear that reaches a staggering 9 million Scoville Heat Units, which is like 4 times the hotness of the world's current hottest... More
These funny faux gum wads look just like the real thing, but since they don't have the same natural stickiness of real gum, they have high-powered magnets molded... More
This Halloween, you'll get all candy as trick-or-treaters drop their loot and run screaming for the hills as you stomp through the neighborhood in this massive... More
Biting your tongue is not usually fun or tasty, but these cool new Gummy Tongues most definitely are.
When you feel the urgent need to scream, yell, shout, argue, cheer, or sing at the top of your lungs, spare others around you from the deafening noise when you... More
