In what might be the most ingenious way of both promoting premium bacon and tricking everyone to finally cover both their mouth AND NOSE, these stylish ear loop... More
This fun (are we even allowed to have fun anymore?) ear loop face mask states This is My Halloween Costume on the front, which not only makes it the perfect... More
During this pandemic, be more like Jason Voorhees and keep your nose and mouth covered and scare people away just enough to keep proper social distancing when... More
These innovative coffee-enhancing mugs not only have a unique shape, curvature, and rim designed to perfectly direct the flow of coffee onto your taste buds... More
This portable, one-handed cereal cup keeps the cereal and milk separated to prevent sogginess and then combines the two right inside your mouth as you take a... More
This Halloween, you'll get all candy as trick-or-treaters drop their loot and run screaming for the hills as you stomp through the neighborhood in this massive... More
This huge 128 oz jug of Franks RedHot sauce has a whopping 756 servings inside waiting for you splash it all over eggs, pizza, sandwiches, burgers, tacos, dips,... More
This is the world's hottest gummy bear that reaches a staggering 9 million Scoville Heat Units, which is like 4 times the hotness of the world's current hottest... More
Not only will you be the center of attention while exercising your face with this cool new Facial Muscle Toner, you'll also be smoothing out fine lines and wrinkles... More
If you're angry and stressed out, forget stress balls, punching through concrete walls, and furiously staring at people until their heads explode. Just SCREAM...... More
It's just like normal creamy peanut butter, except this one is infused with the blazing heat of habanero chili peppers.
This modern face mask allows one to breathe naturally while it captures, neutralizes, and decomposes 99.3% of bacteria, pollen, dust mites, mold spores, tobacco... More
This limited, small batch version is made from one of the hottest chili peppers in the world, the scorpion pepper, which is blended with guava and pineapple... More
From a distance, this haunting door wreath may look quite decorative for the Autumn season, but as trick-or-treaters get closer, they'll be standing before an... More
This set of 12 fun emoji-inspired bud vases from designer Tong Wei each have a unique expressive face on them and are crafted from world-famous Jingdezhen porcelain... More
These fun napkin holders transform boring old napkins into beautiful blooming flowers.
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Unlike a real tree or the typical artificial tree alternatives, this miniature one that's decked out in flashing lights merrily comes to life to sing and dance... More
These unique toothbrushes have nylon bristles with naturally anti-bacterial, anti-viral, and anti-fungal Binchotan Charcoal powder from Wakayama, Japan blended... More
Combines the comfortable functionality of a chair with the uncomfortable terror of a massive human skull.
