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Haunted Portraits - Scary Transforming Works of Art
Remember Disney's Haunted Mansion and those creepy paintings on the wall that transformed into the undead? Well, now you can have your very own Haunted Portrait... More
Godfather Horse Head Pillow
Looking for that perfect gift for a diehard Godfather fan or just looking to send a message to your enemy? Then the Godfather Horse Head Pillow will be absolutely... More
Season Shot - Real Ammo With Flavor!
Instead of traditional metal shot, this ammo shell is full of tightly packed seasonings like Cajun, Lemon Pepper, Garlic, Teriyaki, and Honey Mustard instead.
Little Joseph - Sinister Candle Holder
The Little Joseph Candle Holder is well, freaky. Shaped liked a severed baby's head and staring out with undead eyes, Little Joseph holds a candle of your choice... More
Hanging Harry Light Pull
Some closets still have lights with pull strings attached instead of switches. Well, convert that old pull string into a macabre wild west hangman's noose with... More
Guillotine Cigar Cutter
A working model, with a real stainless steel blade, mounted on gold plated framework. Detailed down to the bucket that fortunately now receives only cigar tips.
Reversible Noose Tie
One side features a normal professional black tie and on the other a morbid print of a deadly rope noose.
Stuffed Horse Head Pillow
Send your frenemies a clear message when they wake up next to this Stuffed Horse Head Pillow!
Star Wars Tauntaun Sleeping Bag
This winter, after trudging all day through the snow and sub-zero temperatures, possibly after escaping a devastating Wampa attack, snuggle up in the belly of... More
An Orange Meets His Citrusy Mother T-Shirt
At first I laughed and then felt really depressed for citrus!
Brain In A Jar Candle
Add some creepy flickering atmosphere to your Halloween decor or secret underground mad scientist laboratory with this brain-shaped candle in a glass jar.
Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutter
Run, run as fast as you can...
Dexter Blood Spattered Coasters
It's much easier to protect your table from condensation rings and spills with these than having to hang up sheets of plastic everywhere!
Dead Mark Bookmark
This doesn't make any sense in an e-book, but if you still read from these weird paper things lined with printed words called books, don't lose your place before... More
Zombie Cookie Cutters
What happens to cute little gingerbread men when they get bitten into by a zombie? They turn into zombies too of course.
Grave Soil in a Jar
This creepy jar contains soil, castings from real human metatarsus and phalanx bones, and cuttings from grave clothes. It may or may not be haunted too, but... More
Blood Pool Pillows
Feeling dead tired? These hilariously macabre pillows make it seem like you're the unfortunate victim at a crime scene with a massive amount of blood pooling... More
Tikker - Countdown to Death Watch
A wristwatch that counts down the time to your inevitable death, so you can be motivated to make every second count. :)
Inflatable Grim Reaper Illusion Costume
This double-take-inducing 3D inflatable Halloween costume creates the illusion that you are seemingly get abducted by the Grim Reaper Death himself.
Carl the Snowman - Melts Into Hot Chocolate w/ Marshmallows
To magically transform Carl the Snowman into hot cocoa, just warm a pan of milk, drop poor Carl in, and stir him around until he melts completely into 5-8 cups... More
Bedtime Stories for Children You Hate
I think the title of this twisted little storybook sums it all up perfectly.
Want to sip on something sweet this holiday season that's also kind of disturbing? Then drop this cute little Trader Joe's Hot Cocoa Snowman into a warm milk... More
Basically Dead Tombstone Candle
This macabre tombstone-shaped candle consolidates all of those depressing birthday candles into one single happier candle that celebrates your descent over the... More
Carla the Snowman - Melts Into Peppermint Hot Chocolate w/ Marshmallows
This winter, warm up with a steaming cup of peppermint hot cocoa with mini marshmallows made in the most whimsically disturbing way with this cool new Carla... More

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