A massive animatronic haunted tree that detects trespassers who wander too close and then comes alive with a talking face with frightful sayings, terrifying... More
This cool new yet quite prehistoric 9ft T-Rex Skeleton Dinosaur Statue is perfect for Halloween, homes that are like museums, or you just really love dinosaurs.
A lifesize animatronic skeleton that can either detect motion and speak some pre-recorded sayings or speak anything you say through an included microphone.
If you're trying to keep your home or office extra tidy and wish you could be scared to death while doing it, then feel free to approach this cool new Motion-Activated... More
These lightweight bat wings inflate in seconds from a built-in battery-powered fan and have a massive wingspan over 5.5 feet wide.
Want to seriously terrify someone this halloween? This eerily realistic witch hangs outside a window and taps 3 times. So creepy!
From a distance, this haunting door wreath may look quite decorative for the Autumn season, but as trick-or-treaters get closer, they'll be standing before an... More
Towering 7 feet tall with a wingspan reaching out to 13 feet wide, this jaw-dropping sculptural metal dragon with glowing red LED eyes is sure to instill total... More
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
Don't let a tasty tempting cookie let you become unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. Simply peer into this cool new ALIEN Ovomorph Egg... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Dress in the iconic style of the man of everyone's dreams, Freddy Krueger.
Who wants a boring old pen or pencil holder on their desk when they could impale it through the chest cavity of a miniature brain-eating zombie instead?
This glowing half skeleton stakes down in the yard and should appear to float after night falls.
This terrifying bust inspired by the classic vampire Count Orlok from the 1922 film Nosferatu is most definitely more interesting than some boring old bust of... More
These seemingly undead gourds make look like real pumpkins wrapped up in tattered mummy bandages, but they're actually made from weather-resistant resin instead... More
When the wick is lit, the fire slowly melts away the egg to reveal a randomly colored little baby dragon inside made from porcelain.
In space, no one can hear you scream, but they will here on Earth when you reach inside this cool new ALIEN Cookie Jar.
A loose-leaf tea infuser shaped like the mythical Nessie creature from Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands that looks quite convincing as a cute little sea monster... More
This spooky fun Halloween mummy cake is five layers of decadent chocolate cake filled with chocolate cream cheese frosting all decorated in white fondant bandages... More
These fun pumpkin dentures come in bloody fangs or glow-in-the-dark with 18 teeth each in 3 different sizes.
