This tragedy-inspired inflatable pool raft is shaped like the wooden dining room door from the Titanic movie, except this version can actually hold two people.
An electric griddle that makes pancakes and waffles in the shape of emojis like the winking face with a stuck-out tongue or the smiling face with heart-shaped... More
Curse inducing desktop organizer holds 6 refillable aluminum pens stabbed through a ABS plastic voodoo doll.
Inspired by traditional candy sweethearts, these Meathearts are mini heart-shaped pieces of beef jerky with various laser-engraved romantic themed sayings.
A set of two tea light candle holders with happy, content faces sculpted on the front that are whimsically shaped to lean in and cuddle up with each other.
Curse someone with pain and misfortune and also keep your teeth clean all at the same time.
These cool new Hand Forged Steel Roses will stand the test of time - just like your love (optimistically speaking).
Slip on this tiny ring-sized working handcuff crafted from polished aerospace grade titanium just for your finger.
A unique red-lacquered stainless steel flask that holds four ounces of your favorite poison, er love potion and features a hinged screw-off cap and a chain to... More
It uses all-natural high-tech hydroponic technology to automatically grow fresh florist-quality vibrant flowers, twice as fast as soil-grown plants indoors,... More
Let your long distance family, friends, and other assorted loved ones know that you're thinking of them simply by touching the top of one of the wooden lamps... More
This Valentine's Day, snuggle up with the fine folks at Jones Soda and your sweetheart and get a little sugar, um pure cane sugar.
Instantly transform empty wine bottles into decorative oil lamps. Simply finish a bottle of wine, fill it with lamp oil, insert the Wine Light standard and wick,... More
These t-shirts, sold in paris, have removable animated decals with six nostalgic 8-bit video game styled life hearts on the front that light up individually... More
Although these Magic Beans won't grow into gigantic beanstalks that reach into far away kingdoms filled with giants, they do sprout up with mysteriously cool... More
Have you been unlucky in love, dumped, dejected, kicked to the curb, or worse? Well, this Valentine's Day, you need a few of these anti-heart-shaped candies.
This bouquet of long-stemmed roses are made from a half pound of high-quality beef jerky that's beautifully arranged in either a beer mug or pint glass vase.
When your love of bacon finally takes your life here on Earth, now you can continue this love in the afterlife when you Rest In Pork in one of these cool new... More
When viewed with the included 3D glasses, your message appears to float above a sea of hearts!
If you're a bacon lover, a connoisseur of swine or a pig enthusiast, then show your true devotion to this tasty pork treat while wearing this cool new shirt.
Yep, now you can finally recreate that infamous Lady and the Tramp moment by sucking up a giant noodle together with your sweetheart until your lips meet in... More
