After the hillbilly neighbor's dogs run off with your turkey, you cuss out the malfunctioning furnace, unwrap a bowling ball and can of car wax, pry open a crate... More
Pumpkins take on a whole different personality when you attach these cool new Witch Legs. Perfect for instantly transforming carved up pumpkins or just the ones... More
Just shove these festive legs of Santa and his trusty helper elf right into the side of the Christmas tree and surely the real Santa will do a perplexed double... More
If you have a bad case of arachnophobia, you had steer clear of these eight-legged creepy crawly candle holders.
Just stick this silicone, turkey-shaped timer into your bird, roast away and when the drumsticks rise straight up, it's ready for carving! Reusable up to 300... More
A wine and beer bottle fridge stacker in the shape of a certain wicked witch who most certainly prefers being flattened by a few bottles of vino over a giant... More
This massive half pound turkey drumstick on an actual stick isn't white meat, dark meat, or even meat at all, it's pure gummy.
These mystical marine life inspired knitted blankets look like big mermaid tails when wrapped around your legs.
These replica legs of the Wicked Witch of the East from The Wizard of Oz come complete with the striped stockings and the ruby slippers and are perfect for leaning... More
High protein, low fat, and extra creepy crawly snacking alternatives made from real sustainably and ethically farmed scorpions that have been scientifically... More
This old fashioned shaving brush universally attaches to all brands and sizes of shaving cream / gel cans to deliver the cream through the brush directly to... More
This whimsical little friendly vase has flexible arms and legs that can be posed in any position you want. Whether it's sitting on your shelf or waving to you,... More
Yes, that's right, now you can finally have your very own 56 inch long, one hundred legged centipede prop to play with.
These realistic pumpkin appendages perfectly replicate the look and feel of real gnarled vines that seemingly grew into creepy hands and legs.
I dare you to sink your fangs into one of these terrifyingly tasty, crispy and crunchy Oven-Baked Tarantulas!
This FRAGILE glass cup is shaped like the iconic fishnet-clad leg lamp from the 1983 holiday movie classic, A Christmas Story.
This giant faux arachnid is crafted from cast iron giving it enough heft to hold down papers on your desk or prop open a door and has a loop for hanging on the... More
This dark 12 foot spider web is woven from black gauze and comes with two giant 19 inch red-jeweled eyed spiders.
A set of realistic-looking and posable foam arachnid parts that instantly turn pumpkins, gourds, squash, and melons into terrifying 8-legged spiders!
A convenient wearable gardening bag that let's you do hands-free pruning, weeding and harvesting without the need to rake up debris piles afterwards.
Knit cap that looks just like an oven-roasted turkey, complete with tasty drumsticks on the side and your head acting as the stuffing.