It may look like an actual block of wood, but it's actually a stack of 1200 sheets of memo paper!
When you flip the switch on this mysterious little box, a little finger rises up and switches it back off. That's it! That's all it does! lol
He may only stand a miniscule 4 inches tall, but when he swings his mighty little hammer, all the rest of the neighborhood garden gnomes and assorted lawn ornaments... More
This dill-flavored toothpaste will leave your mouth and breath freshly pickled and preserved!
Your sweet tooth won't know what hit it when you suck on these hard candies made from the world's hottest pepper mixed with sweet watermelon.
Whether you need to wash your entire body or just your mouth out, true soap connoisseurs go with Original Lifebuoy Soap!
When preparing your next feast of gourmet Hamburger Helper, get a little helping hand from their infamous four-fingered mascot when you don this cool new Hamburger... More
While the infamous butterfly knife is pretty much illegal in most places nowadays, there's no laws against other flipping utensils like these cool new Butterfly... More
This rugged desktop stress relieving speed bag is made by Everlast, the outfitter of champions since 1910, and easily attaches to any smooth surface like your... More
Float this whimsical little rubber ducky filled with loose leaf tea around your in your tea cup to steep.
These incredible pork pops are made with real organic chunks of cured bacon enhanced with the subtle sweetness of pure Vermont maple syrup.
The problem with fortune cookies is that they all predict good fortunes, but that's all about to change when you sneak in a few of these sinisterly cool new... More
Much more fun than plain old balloons and as far as balloon animals go, you can actually tell what animals these are supposed to be.
Fulfilling your ego's desire for overwhelming appreciation is all this box does and it does it well!
A funny and inexpensive alternative to the high and mighty alligator and horse themed designer shirts. Rather than a snooty animal logo, there is a little keg... More
Curse inducing desktop organizer holds 6 refillable aluminum pens stabbed through a ABS plastic voodoo doll.
Set of six bacon lollipops shaped like sizzling strips of bacon on a stick, with 2 each in maple, honey and BBQ flavors.
Unlike unmanly patterned silk and goofy striped fabric ties, this no-nonsense necktie is made from actual reclaimed redwood beams, that are cut, sanded and varnished,... More
Do you need a break from the endless spotlight and the onslaught of cameras EVERYWHERE?
Remember the old days, when the only thing that tasted like bacon, was bacon?
These extra chewy gumballs look just like real meatballs, but thankfully taste like regular bubble gum.
