Simply grab a yellow mustard bottle, unscrew the cap, screw on the Mustard Marvin bottle topper head in its place and squeeze away. Poor Marvin then appears... More
Whether you're in Hawaii or just wish you were, this cool new Wine Bottle Hawaiian Shirt is appropriate attire.
This terrifying little vampire head screws onto most upright ketchup bottles and lets you squeeze blood red ketchup from his fangs!
Individually, these gumballs taste just like peanuts, hot dogs and beer, but it's unknown what happens when you combine them together!
A retro SPAM tin filled with meat-shaped, cinnamon-flavored mints.
This meat flavored lip balm, er glaze, may sound like a questionable idea, but considering how many ways there are to enjoy SPAM already, is it really all that... More
When your victim gives this seemingly innocent stress ball a squeeze, clear bubbles filled with flies, rats, worms, or cockroaches covered in a bloody-looking... More
This shrunk down iconic chromed blue lawn ball figurine is made of reinforced polystone and features a spiked base to hold it securely into the soil.
Although these balls may look like they're made of solid hardwood, they're actually made out of perfectly soft and safe foam. It should be fun to watch your... More
Yep, a fizzy soda pop now exists that's flavored like a stick of butter (minus all the fat and actual butter) and then sweetened with real cane sugar.
While normally a beverage made from soil wouldn't sound very tasty, this one simply mimics the earthy mineral flavor and adds a touch of pure cane sugar sweetness... More
These incredible pork pops are made with real organic chunks of cured bacon enhanced with the subtle sweetness of pure Vermont maple syrup.
Normally you wouldn't think of sucking on freshly plucked poultry and T-bone steaks, but with these disturbing suckers, you finally can!
Unlike the traditional red Tabasco Sauce cap, this fun bottle cap has been adorned with little buffalo horns that's great for dressing up the spicy new Tabasco... More
Yep, draft beer flavored jelly beans now exist, minus the alcohol.
While adults will most likely avoid squirting gross neon green ketchup inspired by Nickelodeon slime all over their favorite foods, I guarantee the kids will... More
Little vampire bat-shaped clips that hang upside down when not in use and upright when hanging wet/blood-soaked clothes from a clothes line or just anything... More
These evil thank you cards may look thoughtful and sweet on the outside - with a double rainbow, cute smiley face sun and overall cheery design, but once the... More
