The problem with fortune cookies is that they all predict good fortunes, but that's all about to change when you sneak in a few of these sinisterly cool new... More
Unique and stylish necktie is made entirely out of duct tape, ties just like a regular silk tie and fixes your fashion sense!
Unlike a boring old plain shower curtain, this one has a shadowy figure reaching out to forever haunt your bath time screened on the front!
Just slip this fearsome marine predator over your hand and it's safe to go back in the oven!
This overly festive glass beer mug is wrapped in working LED Christmas lights that feature three lighting modes: solid, fast, slow... and off.
Flipping burgers on the grill has never been more exciting than when you heroically lunge in with this spatula forged onto a metal sword-styled hilt! Adventure... More
If you worry that THEY are out there somewhere trying to read your mind, beaming thoughts into your head, or tracking you psychically, forget wrapping your sensitive... More
These amazing double-take-inducing ski masks have ultra-realistic HD printed animal faces on them complete with floppy ears.
When you're not surfing the web all day at work, clicking on the endless Facebook LIKE buttons on every website, you can now rubber stamp your approval of things... More
The perfect way to protect your hands while preparing a boiling pot of delicious Dagobah rootleaf stew, barbecuing up a feast when Darth Vader decides to stop... More
While a baby moving around inside a pregnant mother's belly may be quite magical, I imagine the delighted Ooos and Ahhs will turn to screams of sheer terror... More
These unique push pins may look like real Philips head screws, but they act like tacks!
As if your pot is sticking its tongue out from under the lid, this fun silicone tongue ensures a lid is propped up just enough to allow steam and heat to escape,... More
Contains approximately $10,000 worth of Shredded U.S. currency notes!
It doesn't matter if you're spending a night out on the town or channeling your inner serial killer, this is the perfect shirt to wear! Just remember that it... More
A sinister book that makes you face your fears in glorious pop-up 3D. Have a fear of snakes? Well open this book and out pops a 3D snake! Same with spiders,... More
Your dog may think it's just a fun fetch toy, but you'll be the one enjoying it most when they return with a giant cartoon tongue hanging out of their mouth.
Easily upload up to 6 custom recordings from CDs, MP3s, live audio or choose from several pre-programmed doorbell theme categories. If cell phones can get customizable... More
These seemingly innocent vials of candy power look harmless enough on the outside, but really aren't what they seem!
This clever t-shirt features a deadly ninja assassin swooping by, sword in hand, unleashing a fatal beheading to you, the unlucky shirt wearer. That's not ring... More
This Forever Roll is a massive 11 inch version of the Quicker Picker Upper with 390 2-ply sheets per roll, which should be just enough for up to one month of... More
Curse inducing desktop organizer holds 6 refillable aluminum pens stabbed through a ABS plastic voodoo doll.