Whenever someone complains, cries, or goes on and on with a sob story, don't mention playing the world's smallest violin, do it for real with this Tiny Violin.
Giant inflatable pumpkin with a built-in projector and speaker for showing 70 mins of animated talking / singing jack-o'-lantern faces magically on the surface.
A limited edition six pack of festive hangable ornaments that each hold a regular 12 oz can of beer... which you supply. 'tis Miller Time!
Denim is a rugged fabric with a timeless style, which makes this insulated can cooler perfect for keeping a beer can cool while looking cool at the same time.
Just one of these jumbo-sized rolls of soft, 2-ply toilet paper equals 20 regular rolls, is 20X longer than a regular roll, and each sheet is 4X bigger.