Gift them what they've always wanted - Nothing!
Looking for the perfect stocking stuffer or white elephant gift to give this holiday season? Just give them a Bag of Reindeer Farts!
Ordinary forks make meals take way longer than they should, so get this 6 tined fork and take bigger bites, finish dining faster, and get on with your life.
This bookmark is actually a whoopee cushion that produces the classic sound of breaking wind when squeezed between the pages of a good book or boring textbook.
Want to give a gift in the most obnoxious way possible? Gift it deep inside boxes within boxes within boxes with this prank inspired by Russian nesting dolls.
There's farm to table and then there's desert to dessert with this fully edible and quite tasty HotLix Chocolate-Covered Scorpion.
After an overly serious golfer sinks a golf ball into the hole with a perfect putt, the ball gets popped right back out by this covert spring-loaded launcher.
These gigantic 7 inch diameter googly eyes work just like the typical little googly eyes, plus they glow in the dark too.
This condiment inspired soda pop has a refreshing and effervescent complex flavor that's tangy, sour, sweet, and very reminiscent of yellow mustard.
Inspired by traditional candy sweethearts, these Meathearts are mini heart-shaped pieces of beef jerky with various laser-engraved romantic themed sayings.
Screw this glass onto the neck of any wine, beer, soda, or champagne bottle and transform the entire bottle into one large glass that also aerates as you pour.
This creepy, double-take-inducing dimensional wall graphic depicts a mysterious man somehow trapped in an air duct behind a wall grate.
Like to wear your favorite football team's jersey on game day? These miniature jersey insulated beer can holders help your beer can get into the spirit as well.
A white ceramic coffee mug with a simple, self-explanatory saying on its side that's in big bold black letters... Mug™.
A miniature wax candle version of a roaring dumpster fire that releases a fresh aromatic cedar scent instead of burning garbage.
A scarf that looks like an actual huge CVS receipt, except it's somehow way larger, made from fleece, and the coupons printed on the bottom probably won't work.
This unique ceramic coffee mug is completely handleless except for the rock face texture on the side that can be gripped with a strong pinch of your fingertips.
This unusual gourmet pasta water scented candle has top notes of saline water, heart notes of semolina wheat, and base notes that are the chef's secret.
These little handmade black bat wings easily attach to the license plate of most vehicles by sharing the same two top screws on top.
This highly detailed, somewhat anatomically correct, and almost life-size gummy is shaped like a realistic human heart, not the typical cutesy romantic one.
Fill these wines glasses to the musical note you wish to play from a full A-Major scale, wet your fingertip, and rub it around the rim to play it.
