The world's only beanie hat with a foldaway, detachable and adjustable beard!
They may look like ordinary white candles at first glance, but the wax turns blood red as it slowly oozes and drips down.
These holiday hard candy decoys may look like refreshing red and white striped peppermint, but they're actually just sweet and smoky swine!
When your victim gives this seemingly innocent stress ball a squeeze, clear bubbles filled with flies, rats, worms, or cockroaches covered in a bloody-looking... More
Produce thick, vaporous and harmless smoke from your bare hands whenever you want!
Simply slide the stainless steel probe into the turkey, place the device on the counter and when the internal temperature reaches 165 degrees F it flashes a... More
This massive stainless steel flask holds a whopping one gallon of your favorite spirit and since it's a bit hard to disguise in your pocket, you may need to... More
They may look like normal candy canes, but they taste like bacon!
Remember the old days, when the only thing that tasted like bacon, was bacon?
You many not need the cool new Old Spice Bear Deodorant Protector, but deep down you know you want it. This ridiculous item actually exists and is the perfect... More
Unlike the traditional red Tabasco Sauce cap, this fun bottle cap has been adorned with little buffalo horns that's great for dressing up the spicy new Tabasco... More
This colossal gummy bear weighs 26 pounds, stands 17 inches tall, has 32,000 calories and includes a 34 fluid oz tummy bowl for serving up punches, candies,... More
These decorative floor rugs from a galaxy far, far away are made from the lightsabered hides of the vicious fictional snow monsters lurking in the caves of the... More
These hardcore winter caps are made from extra manly 100% acrylic yarn and combine a horned Viking-inspired helmet cap with a mighty soft-whiskered beard. Perfect... More
Hopefully Santa won't get too confused by these modern updates to the traditional Christmas stocking. Choose from cowboy, Ugg or rain boots.
This extreme boxed wine tote is made from a real decommissioned ammunition case that's been retrofitted to hold the infamous box o' wine bags. It'll not only... More
When presents are wrapped in this deliciously ingenious wrapping paper and properly stacked, they will come together as one giant tasty cheeseburger.
It would be quite a shock for the average unknowing coffee drinker to stumble upon a terrifying tentacled octopus staring back at them wickedly from the dark... More
You can wrap just about anything in bacon to make it better and that now includes gifts. Even if the gift inside is horrendous, it's the thought of at least... More
